Iphigenia of Foie Graphics

cult classic @foie_graphics • gylt

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

i’m gonna take a two week break from twitter to go live my life

i will report back with any new discoveries

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

there is no direct train from sf to la

there
is
no
direct
train
from
sf
to
la

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@gvrltwink tell her i miss her

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

martha inquires

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

my recent findings:

1. spicy water - two to three banana peppers kept in a waterbottle filled with water overnight. delicious but might make your arm not work.

2. chewable melatonin works better when i swallow it whole

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@dogsof_wikihow i drank it and later that day my arm stopped working idk

[★juliet★ @wellbutrinwitch]

the dude from butthole surfers is always singing about some bullshit

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@gvrltwink now that’s a party

[Things From the Past @pastarchive]

Jayne Mansfield with pink baby elephant at her birthday party, 1960s.

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@bluecheckman “they’re gonna have such a hard time at school”

like excuse me, ma’am

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

once my mom was going on about elon’s kids names are weird and hard to pronounce so i reminded her that she named me Iphigenia and she got so mad

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

plz @HunterBiden reading list and/or youtube recs

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@nahitscooll i hope to have more pens by then!!!!!! i only had the two today lol

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

made my friends (who aren’t on twitter) these for their joint birthday party

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@nahitscooll when is your birthday?!?

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

slutty lion reported

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

almost done with my second play through of avowed and i’m already planning a third and final one for next year

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

lowballing out on ebay

[Iphigenia of Foie Graphics @foie]

@harper033_ your mom sucks