Formerly William

"Fucking insane" "Looks like butter wouldn’t melt, filthy as fuck"
Former quiz host. Surprisingly not single & unsurprisingly often found with champagne.

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@Raffaelecarl 😭😭😭

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

The police crash into things so often that they have to carry one of these signs in each car.

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

Another reason why you should always film the police…

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@Brownweasel2 @JoM121077 They were pretty decent.

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

We go again, @jom121077. 🥳🥳

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@Notlee34 Sending love. ❤️

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@Zeldamand @JoM121077 Thank you. 🤗

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@Sparksback @pugsey_Lee_ 😭😭😭

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

I've just been asked by @jom121077 if we should open a bottle of champagne.

Twitter, you decide!

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@WitchyHibsCunt @JoM121077 @Br_____rd It's the perfect contrast to the other one.

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

Hopefully one of the girls' dad got to him.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 PICTURED: Former Prince Andrew with a large bruise on his face earlier today

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@JoM121077 @Zeldamand 😘😘

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@WitchyHibsCunt @JoM121077 It's balanced by our amazing @Br_____rd original on the opposite wall. 🤗

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@JoM121077 For those who aren't multilingual. 👀

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@JoM121077 蜜汁姜酱油迪恩五花肉

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

The orange wine is open. 🥂

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@janusvh2 It's so wonderful. 🤗

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

World's Unluckiest Man -Tesla update.

[Gareth @GarethNotGarth]

One week after I get rid of my old diesel and max out 3 credit cards to buy electric car…

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@BlasterCommon @NickBracewell02 😂😂😂

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

We've spent an hour or two looking through Rightmove earlier. I'm here for the sign over the door on this one. 😂😂

[Formerly William @FormerlyWill]

@NickBracewell02 😂😂😂

[Jason | 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @Ajaon_of_All]

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys.

I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint.

Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality.

I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths.
White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral"

You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.

[PenPlays @PenPlays_]

Mind boggling that this is the interior of an actual LEGO set