Redline: No
Drift: Please
Redline: No
Drift: ...but itโs my birthday
Redline: ugh fine
*Drift throws a boogie bomb, they do the floss in unison*
Redline: fuck you
#fortnite#fanfic
Sledgehammer: Hey Redline, since you hate Drift, I hi-hoed him today in solo
Redline: what the hell is hi-ho?
Sledgehammer: when you beat someone to death with a picaxe
Redline: *whips out her lug axe*
If you ever touch him again I will hi-ho your balls off
#fortnite#fanfic
Wingman watches through his scope as Sunstrider builds across Loot Lake to revive her teammates.
Suddenly she is sniped.
Wingman: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Sledhammer: sheโs on the other team?
Wingman: SHE IS TOO PERFECT TO BE TIED DOWN TO ONE TEAM. SHE TRANSCENDS FUCKING TEAMS
*Redline in a fort in 50 v 50*
*Drift edits a door and walks in*
Drift: okay so whatโs the planโ
Redline: *screams and throws a clinger*
*clinger blows her up*
Drift: shit, I didnt mean to scare you! Iโll revive you
Redline: plz just let me die
#fortnite#fanfic
Wingman: Hi, Sunstrider. I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a d-
Sunstrider: -Duo game? Yes! Iโm so bored.
Wingman: Oh. Um, yeah. Thatโs whatโs I was going to ask
Ragnorak: You mortals plan to fight? Letโs us form a squad!
Sunstrider: Perfect!
Wingman: perfect..
*Rook crying into bandages*
Enforcer: *barges in with a minigun* DIE ENEMIESโ Rook? Whatโs wrong?
Rook: *sobs harder* Ace... beat me to a chest. SHE beat ME
Enforcer: Would it cheer you up To minigun the fortress Ragnarok just built?
Rook: *sniffs* yes
#fornite#fanfic
Wingman: ...I just donโt know if she likes me or like likes me. Sheโs so cool and smart and pretty... Iโm afraid if I tell her how I feel... she wonโt want me
Redline: *snores awake* Huh? Sorry I fell asleep. Are you still talking about your feelings?
#fortnite#fanfic
Enforcer: where were you in 50 v 50?
Rook: I made myself useful
Enforcer: by...shooting the other team ?
Rook: by gaining the trust of 5 defaults then murdering them in their own tower
Enforcer: I love you
Rook: pardon?
Enforcer: I SAID SOLID MOVE
#fortnite#fanfiction
{Gliding to the next eye}
Drift: I wrote a poem.Want to read it?
*The storm whips the paper from his hand*
Drift: that was my only copy..
*Redline dives into the storm and retrieves it*
Redline: Here. And to answer your question: No. I donโt want to read it.
#fortnite
Redline: okay, I have guns, full shield, grenades and a med kit. Whatโd you get?
Wingman: We got something better. Sunstrider made her picaxe into a balloon doggie
Sunstrider: Arf!
#fortnitesquads#fanfic#headcanon