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🍔 Fortnite fanfic 🍔

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Redline: No

Drift: Please

Redline: No

Drift: ...but it’s my birthday

Redline: ugh fine

*Drift throws a boogie bomb, they do the floss in unison*

Redline: fuck you

#fortnite #fanfic

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@kos0uka Nice! I’m super excited to play Spider-Man 🕸

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@kos0uka The struggle is real 😩

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@sam_steele7 @Ninja Right?! How awesome would that be

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Sledgehammer: Hey Redline, since you hate Drift, I hi-hoed him today in solo

Redline: what the hell is hi-ho?

Sledgehammer: when you beat someone to death with a picaxe

Redline: *whips out her lug axe*
If you ever touch him again I will hi-ho your balls off

#fortnite #fanfic

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#fortnite #fanfiction #fanart

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Wingman watches through his scope as Sunstrider builds across Loot Lake to revive her teammates.

Suddenly she is sniped.

Wingman: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Sledhammer: she’s on the other team?

Wingman: SHE IS TOO PERFECT TO BE TIED DOWN TO ONE TEAM. SHE TRANSCENDS FUCKING TEAMS

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*Redline in a fort in 50 v 50*

*Drift edits a door and walks in*

Drift: okay so what’s the plan—

Redline: *screams and throws a clinger*

*clinger blows her up*

Drift: shit, I didnt mean to scare you! I’ll revive you

Redline: plz just let me die

#fortnite #fanfic

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Wingman: Hi, Sunstrider. I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a d-

Sunstrider: -Duo game? Yes! I’m so bored.

Wingman: Oh. Um, yeah. That’s what’s I was going to ask

Ragnorak: You mortals plan to fight? Let’s us form a squad!

Sunstrider: Perfect!

Wingman: perfect..

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*Rook crying into bandages*

Enforcer: *barges in with a minigun* DIE ENEMIES— Rook? What’s wrong?

Rook: *sobs harder* Ace... beat me to a chest. SHE beat ME

Enforcer: Would it cheer you up To minigun the fortress Ragnarok just built?

Rook: *sniffs* yes

#fornite #fanfic

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@irrationalchiId Love the little details

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@molnarch 😍😍😍😍

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@Supadomb Amazing. I love her so much 💛

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Wingman: ...I just don’t know if she likes me or like likes me. She’s so cool and smart and pretty... I’m afraid if I tell her how I feel... she won’t want me

Redline: *snores awake* Huh? Sorry I fell asleep. Are you still talking about your feelings?

#fortnite #fanfic

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@StephieLynn92 Also @IncorrectCruelP and @incorrectmarvel are great

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@StephieLynn92 @FortniteAu 😏

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@Julia99133564 Beautiful!

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Enforcer: where were you in 50 v 50?

Rook: I made myself useful

Enforcer: by...shooting the other team ?

Rook: by gaining the trust of 5 defaults then murdering them in their own tower

Enforcer: I love you

Rook: pardon?

Enforcer: I SAID SOLID MOVE

#fortnite #fanfiction

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{Gliding to the next eye}

Drift: I wrote a poem.Want to read it?

*The storm whips the paper from his hand*

Drift: that was my only copy..

*Redline dives into the storm and retrieves it*

Redline: Here. And to answer your question: No. I don’t want to read it.

#fortnite

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Redline: okay, I have guns, full shield, grenades and a med kit. What’d you get?

Wingman: We got something better. Sunstrider made her picaxe into a balloon doggie

Sunstrider: Arf!

#fortnitesquads #fanfic #headcanon