Big Scary Nonprofit

Fortresses for the win! :) We have a crucial mission. We are great. Free agents better be on their best behavior.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

End of the world (year) is near!!!! Donate!!!!

[Cannibal Leader @CannibalLeader]

The element of surprise is crucial regarding organizational values and terminations "Surprise! U aren't valued & desk has been cleared out"

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

So glad we have social media to PUSH "IT"OUT. It being all our important things people need to know.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@BruceWayneFdn I'll make sure to make up a whole new program to make sure I obtain your money- anything to appease you.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

How do we create an app that links a person's bank account to our organization so we can just donate instantly?

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@kanter @BruceWayneFdn @NONPROFITHULK @FundraisingYoda @thewhinydonor - Will you all donate now? Thnx.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

Was hoping #13ntc was going to cover more on how to squeeze every last dollar out of our donors. #sadface

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

Everyone let me know what month you pick to stop asking for money so I can double our direct mail sends. #12NTC

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

Buzzword of #12NTC is "innovation." We're going to need a brainstorming session on that.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

Pretty sure we can make that donate button bigger.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

.@kanter - So, the fact that they are "free agents" - does that mean we don't have to pay them? @hardlynormal @uncultured @edharran

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@kanter - FOR THE WIN! :)

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

These slides make me laugh: http://t.co/xzt2OJP -> How can an organization working for social good be any more than a fundraising machine?

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@ehrenfoss no, she'll get it in 3-6 business weeks. #directmailftw @kanter

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

.@kanter - The cease and desist letter is on the way. Please stand by.

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@Convio_headache see- if we all just work together, we can really vex te donors! @ehrenfoss

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

Nope. Guess again. Actually don't. This person is just kidding around :) @ehrenfoss @Convio_headache @StaceyMonk @HeidiEKMassey @uncultured

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@StaceyMonk - you went to the site and it was down!? Blast. Well, how about we just direct mail you and call you until you resent us?

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

.@kanter - What does "engagement" mean anyway? Isn't it just getting them to click and open their wallets?

[Big Scary Nonprofit @fortressftw]

@StaceyMonk don't ask questions. Just click the big, red donate button!