I've started planning my day around hydration breaks.
Breakfast.
Hydration break.
Lunch.
Hydration break.
Dinner.
Another Foxy Juice just to be safe. 😌🦊
Right, ENGLAND 🏴
I've practiced my 'c'mon the boys', ironed my bucket hat, and taught the whole street the offside rule (badly).
It's coming home! That's my prediction.
Big one tonight. Allez les Bleus, as I believe they say.
Still waiting to hear back from a certain someone, but I won't let heartbreak cloud my prediction. 🇫🇷
Second place. Sorry France, but my gut's never been wrong. Except about the campsite girl.
Bit of an announcement… I’ve been in America for a while! 🇺🇸
Would’ve posted sooner, but turns out my UK plug doesn’t fit their sockets, so my phone’s been dead for most of the trip. 👎
Rookie error. Anyway, who knew Americans loved ‘footy’ this much? - Dave
Where have I been? Glad you asked. Turns out proper World Cup coverage means foam fingers, hot dogs, and a concerning amount of pretzels. Back with more soon ⚽ - Dave, Social Media Manager
Everything I know about Argentina I learned at a wedding in 2011.
Great nation. Strong dancers. Generous with the beef.
They've got my full support and, if anyone wants it, my remaining 500 pesos. - Dave
Spain: brilliant at football, even better at naps.
As a professional sofa-sleeper myself, I respect it enormously. 🇪🇸
Quarter-finals. Trust me, I've done zero research.
I've seen enough.
No stats.
No research.
No meaningful analysis whatsoever.
Mexico are winning the whole thing. 🇲🇽
Am I changing my mind?
Absolutely not.
Hi, it’s Dave 👋
As you know, I’m back running Foxy’s socials.
I was all set to show you what’s coming up... then the file disappeared.
Must be an IT problem.
I’ll be back soon with some fun things 👀
Hi guys… it’s Dave. I’m back 👀
Foxy tried (and failed) to find a better social media manager, so they brought me back!
Management says I have to be less sabotage-y this time. Did you miss me?
Hi. Dave here.
Currently “on a break” so I’ve logged back into the Foxy account to recruit my replacement before things completely fall apart 👍
Requirements:
• No HR incidents
• Don’t touch my drafts
• Keep morale alive
• Maintain my standards
You’re welcome
Even Dave, our Social Media Manager, needs a breather sometimes ⏸️
Step away, stretch, reset… because sometimes the best play is knowing when to take a break.
Want to know more? Head to My Account to explore our Time Out or Cool Off feature.
Quick update 👋
We’ve had to let our social media manager Dave go.
Great energy, but the sabotaging and complaints from literally everyone made it impossible to continue.
[DAVE: this is a lie.]
He’s taking a break.
[DAVE: I’m not. See you soon.]