Frederick Lewis

"No one's FUN anymore! Whatever happened to having FUN?! Ugh, I'm so bored I could die!”

[Frederick Lewis @Fredericklewis_]

Every time I eat waffles I think of the Proud Family

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I really wish Aquaphor made a body lotion because I just KNOW that ho would moisturize me AND my ancestors!!

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Why am I at this comedy club for my godsister’s birthday and my DEFENSIVE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR from like 2020 is hosting it???? My nigga, what a world I tell ya what

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@manesca__ And how did I find out? Checking our DoorDash order that I paid for that we ordered on his phone. AS SOON as I picked it up a Grindr notification came in 🙃

[Frederick Lewis @Fredericklewis_]

@manesca__ Oof I’m sorry that happened man :( some of these guys are so weird. I caught my ex cheating and he started crying and throwing stuff so I took him back (yikes). All that just for him to break up with me a week later because I was “too much”… lmaoo go to HELL