FreeDingman

Mr. Steal your Girl, Mr. Save the World. NOT THE REAL THOMAS DINGMAN

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Haha whoops -- thought those seniors were freshmen #DrunkandOld #atthesamedamntime

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It is H-O-T hot today! Glad the new class of freshmen is here for that pre-orientation tan #SunsOutRumsOut #turnt

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@deankhurana son, I've been shotgunning camel piss since before I impregnated your mother #topDawg #topDean

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@deankhurana you want me to dummy this right now?

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🎶 "I'm fucccccccked up/ I ain't dressed....I'm naaaaaaaaaaked/it's the best!!" 🎶

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REEEEEEEEMIX AIRHORN (Club Version, with triple blast!) - YouTube https://t.co/cNmpcBxVnX

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I wanna hear @brucebuffer's thoughts on dean student relationships, be they straight or otherwise

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Gay marriage now legal, dean-student relationships still frowned upon. Liberty doesn't happen in a day #BGLTQ #soon #rights

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You know what's hilarious...I yakked in that same spot during Delphic initiation 😂😂😂 those were some great times last year

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Ps someone call dorm crew to clean up around Johnston Gate
#oops #yakkedintheyard

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Best part of class reunions? Leftover booze for ya boy! Thank you class of 1935 #lightweights #tequilathursday

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.@deankhurana I've been in this game too long to put up with ur shit

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Hey @deankhurana: cut me in line for the buffet at faculty lunch 1 more time & we're gonna have problems. Learn your place rookie

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Hey @BrownUniversity -- you're not Ivy-worthy. we should replace your sorry asses #got2go #theyaintsmart #fuckbrown

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The @dartmouthalumni relies on keg deposit refunds for their capital campaigns. Too bad they drink like pussies #winecoolers #thataintme

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.@yaledailynews does a really commendable job writing about a fucking sewer of a school, so I will give props to them

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Congrats @CUSpecSports class of 2015! U continued a proud tradition: not writing about any significant sports victories at ur loser school

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Shout out to Mike's Pastries though. Shit was dank #gains

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Just had a disciplinary meeting with El Presidente. No one told me the cannoli's in the fridge belonged to Drew #2Faust2Furious #whoops

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Life ain't shit but a fat vagina #KingKunta #KingKendrick #GoodDeanMAADUniversity