Penelope Garcia (PARODY)

You have reached the Oracle of all Knowing, how may I serve?

Tech Analyst for the BAU

My heart and soul belong to @bauchief ❤️

MDNI, OVER 21 ONLY!

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@GrumpyHotch //Be easy on yourself loveling. Rest and self care.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@SonOfABichon Asleep under my bed

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@ANFBlAGENT Of course, Sir! I'll hit you back in a few when I have my usual case breaking results.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@ANFBlAGENT Hello Sir! How can your Oracle of All Things be of service today?

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I feel the same. You're the best thing in my life.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I love you so much, babe. Thank you for being my knight in perfectly tailored wool.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief You're MY bad boy though, and I love you!

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I'm glad you chose me, out of all the other women out there. I really am the luckiest girl in the world!

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@servicerotties Lucky boy! Good thing you're so handsome!

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief Good. I don't want anyone else. I have everything I've always dreamed of right here.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

Hey! Who wants to come hang out in my office and eat cookies? I'll let you have the soft blanket!

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief We have each other.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I just call it as I see it, sweetheart.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I adore him. He's such a sweet boy, and smart like his father.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief I hope so. I already know you're a wonderful father. Jack is amazing.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief Kisses you with a happy smile and her heart drumming in her chest, unable to believe you agreed.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief Really? Really really? Oh Aaron! I love you so much!

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief Or maybe a mini me. I'd love a little girl with rosy cheeks and big dark eyes and her Daddy's dimples.

[Penelope Garcia (PARODY) @FreshInnocence]

@bauchief Baby...now that you mention it....let's have a baby. I want a little mini Hotchner to cuddle.