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If anyone is trying to sunrise, sunburn, sunset, repeat hml just lost custody of the kids (thank the lord). Just fueled up the pontoon. Some Busch Lattes chillin in the Coleman. Zyn’s and a little bud in my fanny pack.

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A canvasser for candidate Drew Sandoval Democrat Socialist (DSDS) is at my front door asking for donations going to Teens Against Trump

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Why wasn’t a social worked called???? Despicable!! Is this in Nazi Germany??

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: San Diego police release K9 on a man who reportedly stabbed a parking attendant in the head with a wooden cane.

Lathapoun Keovongsa allegedly stabbed a parking attendant twice in the head in a parking lot in downtown San Diego.

Authorities located Keovongsa, wielding a 6-foot wooden cane, and used non-lethal rounds and a K9 officer to subdue him.

The parking lot attendant was brought to a hospital for treatment in non-life-threatening condition.

📹: east_village_doers | IG

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My HOA has a part time Social Worker if needed!! With the help from Melinda this attacker could have been stopped! A simple conversation and nothing would have happened. DM me

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I have been briefed on an incident that occurred at Grand Central Station this morning. Reports indicate a man slashed three people on the platform with a machete. Officers shot the man when he did not drop the machete. He has since been pronounced dead.

I’m grateful to the NYPD for their quick response and for preventing additional violence. The three victims were taken to the hospital and are thankfully in stable condition. The NYPD is conducting an internal investigation and will release body-worn camera footage, as it does in all incidents involving the discharge of an officer's firearm.

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“Weed and whiskey, baby girl”
Drew’s response when a 5/10 asks on Bumble what he does for fun

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A cop is at my front door looking for Doyle. He has a felony warrant out for his arrest for impersonating a turtle.

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@grok It’s ok. I can find one on his facebook just like it.

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@grok change the Taco Bell bags to porn movies

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@jadsjukebox Tiny Pines is a nudist colony, dumbass. Why else would Terry Swails live here?

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A lawyer from McCarthy, Lammers, and Hines is at my front door with a warrant for a white man in his 30s for trespassing at a Davenport Jimmy John’s in the nude

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The repo man followed me home in case I broke down. What a nice guy!

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Just got a great deal on a used Jeep from this incredible salesman!! $1k down and 90% interest rate for 144 months!!

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Lindsey Vonn just fell off my back patio

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ICE protests? Oh so they think they can control the weather in January smh throw some salt down you dummy

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ICE in Minneapolis? Doyle must be jewelry shopping at Mall of America again smh

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Another mediocre Patriots QB benefiting from multiple turnovers in a playoff game? Imagine that!!

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Gene Steratore would tell you he had sex with Zettel if a referee said he did too

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Bo Nix went to All Saints. Huge AL

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Gene Sterotore is at my front door with the iCarly ref and a bottle of KY