Front Desk Bullshit

150 hotel rooms, 150 problems. From an independent hotel that attracts the usual crazies FD agents have to handle. Dog person :) Personal Insta: cat_davidson7

[Front Desk Bullshit @FrontDeskBS]

Excited to try my complimentary OGX Voxbox that arrived just in time for the holiday season!!
#ogx #haircare #influenster #voxbox https://t.co/sODwuX4hdi

[Front Desk Bullshit @FrontDeskBS]

So excited to try this out 💚💚
@Influenster @InfluensterCa @dovecanada @dove #dovebodywashmousse #dovepartner #gotitfree #complimentary

[juuul @march03rd]

i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

[Hospitality Problems @youknow_hotel]

Dear guest, rude to your receptionist on check in?
Remainder of your stay awful?
-this is not a coincidence ;)
#BeNiceToStaff #WeTellEveryoneYouSuck

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Did high school me seriously wear a bra every day how tf did she do that omg the dedication she exhibited

[Night Audit Nonsense @NightAuditNonse]

I’m not sure which I hate more: softball teams or the team moms. Oh wait. Definitely the team moms.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

for your convenience. i have made a list of the times. i would appreciate your attention

always

[Night Audit Nonsense @NightAuditNonse]

Guests after explaining what a preauthorization. Or incidentals. Or credit card authorization forms. Or that there is no WiFi password.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Let’s have the best week ever. Let’s be so fucking bold and kind and supportive and undeniably brilliant that we crack through the snark and the hate and tilt this world towards love and greatness. Let’s not wait for someone to lead us. Let’s just fucking do it.

[helen @helen]

cool that my fucking photos and trauma are heading art basel thx for exploiting us for “art” ANDREA BOWERS @unavailabl DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING INSANE IT IS TO FIND OUT MY BEAT UP FACE AND BODY ARE ON DISPLAY AS ART RN FOR RICH PPL TO GAWK AT THRU A STRANGER’S INSTAGRAM STORY

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I do love swearing

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[ray @spItscrn]

i’m sorry but there is no way humans were put on this earth to work a 9-5 everyday

[Front Desk Bullshit @FrontDeskBS]

This is unacceptable. STOP TAKING WOMEN'S CHOICES AWAY FROM THEM #mybodymychoice #notyourchoice #heartbeatbill #nouterusnoopinon

Georgia Senators : Stop the “heartbeat bill” in Georgia. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/TzDrv5zMcV via @CdnChange

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Ladies: you want to have sex? Have sex. Don’t want to? Don’t. Want to wear a see through shirt? Wear it. Want to wear a turtleneck? Go for it. But don’t EVER let a man tell you what you can and can’t do. Only you can make decisions for your body, no one else