Jonathon Curry

Proud Eagle, Ole, Coyote. Primarily sports hot takes and whines about Gophers, Twins, Vikings, Oles, and Tar Heels. Isaiah 40:31. Um Yah Yah! #IYDWTYDHT

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Absurd. Who knew every current judge was such an athletic supporter? (yes, pun) Feels like any star college athlete can get any rule they want stricken by local judge. Tongue in cheek but how long until a star sues to change drinking age or Georgia FB players sue 4 no speed limit

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@MNTwinsZealot Hey with that sparkling 0.00 ERA he’s now written in pen for high leverage! #SMH

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

What sorcery did the #MNTwins do with Yo Gomez, and...if they're capable of this kind of miracle turnaround, why can't they do it with everyone else?

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Hey @markdero7 don't forget what makes Lou Gehrig great during that skybox, he went through 2-a-days at Columbia, so you know he's willing to die for it! @LaurenShehadi @RoFlo #MLBCentral

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@mlbtraderumors Whatever the record is for trades made for guys DFA'd by their previous team, the 2026 are going to absolutely smash it. Big time investment in the team!

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

We cut SWR and a day later did this? Honestly what are the #MNTwins doing at this point? SMH

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We have made the following roster moves:

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Hey @ZachPolkKDOM you get to head to Lincoln this weekend for some Baseball!

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

Projected top national seeds 🤔

1. UCLA
2. Georgia Tech
3. Georgia
4. North Carolina
5. Texas
6. Auburn
7. Alabama
8. Florida
9. Texas A&M
10. Florida State
11. Southern Miss
12. Kansas
13. Nebraska
14. West Virginia
15. Oregon
16. Mississippi State

https://t.co/cvA4aELjRc

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@MNTwinsZealot I'm going to be so bummed when he gets traded. You develop a stud Catcher, watch him blossom into an All-Star, then signal your clear intention to trade him by signing Caratini and making no effort to extend him. With nothing immediate in the pipeline. Frustrating

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Congratulations, 12! Great Coach and greater man. It was an honor to play for you and an honor to wear the black and gold. Enjoy retirement!

[St. Olaf Athletics @StOlafAthletics]

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮, #𝟏𝟐.

After over three decades leading @StOlafBaseball, including a dozen years where he also served as athletic director, Matt McDonald '89 announced his retirement.

RELEASE: https://t.co/ktyFNsQlKJ

#UmYahYah | #OlePride | #d3baseball

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Phew, it took about every break imaginable, but the Wolves are very much in the series at 2-2!

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Wemby a million percent deserved to get tossed...but McDaniels two-hand grabbing him around the arm isn't even a common foul? As a Basketball person I'm confused. Seems like at least a common foul on Jaden and an F2 on Wemby

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

This organization, man. Cut the only reliever with an ERA under 4 so that “we don’t lose guys without any options” even if they have an ERA above 8 and have been cut by other teams. Just non-competitive crap. #SellTheTeam

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

We have made the following roster moves:

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@NickNelsonMN But...but... on the broadcast they talked up how we "traded" for a guy who throws really hard! (Well, 94.8 so only relatively for a reliever in 2026)

Except they left off the 6.23 ERA, 5 walks per 9, and DFA part. Filling the bullpen with other team's DFAs...uffdah

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@SpiritualNurse Thanks!

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Holy crap I got quoted on @TheAthletic today in a Big Ten article! Owning my take on being the millennial curmudgeon that hates streaming services and the games on them 🤣 Little I hate more than missing a Gopher or Twins game because it’s on Peacock or AppleTV!

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

@MNTwinsZealot Oh yeah, that’s right…can we sim ahead 2 season?? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

I know that benefitted the Twins, but that's such a bad call. If they can change the rule on the strike zone, pitch clock, base sizes, they can change it. Once you hit the base, you should be safe until you actually come off. (past the base, etc) The "oh his calf was off" is dumb

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

The Wolves got Ayo for 2 guys that never played...NBA Basketball is a heck of a thing. If that happened in your average fantasy league that trade would get vetoed so fast!

[Jonathon Curry @FuldaOleJC]

Yeah Dev! That's awesome! Minnesota prep to Gopher pipeline to the pros! #RTB #SkiUMah #GoGophers

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

LEAGUE HIM! Shakopee, Minn., native @EasternDeven is headed to the @Seahawks! #pROWGophers

#RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers