Chris

[Zanti Misfit @ZantiMisfit_]

Can't go to the movies.
Can't go to church.
Can't go to school.
Can't go to work.
Can't go anywhere.
Sensible gun laws NOW.
#Louisiana

[Chris @fungo]

@altonbrown My 7 year old discovered Good Eats for the first time today. Three episodes in she asked me to buy every episode ever made.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

NASA will be livestreaming a statement from the High Plutonian Council at noon. Do not look directly into their eye holes.

[Chris @fungo]

@scurrilous_j Agreed (and well put)

[Chris @fungo]

@Beats1 how about some Saint Paul and the Broken Bones.

[Chris @fungo]

@beats1 Hell yeah! Buena Vista Social Club!

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”

[Kontra @counternotions]

Former Facebook exec: "The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads."

(Fascinating.)

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Women shouldn't be ashamed of having sex -- unless they've had sex with Jeb Bush.

[Chris @fungo]

@scurrilous_j well, there went what was left of my faith in humanity.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Photography student Jade Coxon captured maybe the greatest photobomb ever http://t.co/gowKBI6kMI

[Chris @fungo]

Dafuq? https://t.co/hSPFXbM1oN

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Go back to bed. Kylie Jenner made the world even crazier last night.

[Chris @fungo]

@e_rawk dick

[Chris @fungo]

@gruber how great would the "floating jellies" from the Apple Watch be as an Apple TV screensaver?

[Chris @fungo]

@37signals HALP! Forgot how to have a user automatically added to all newly created projects.

[Chris @fungo]

@JulieJoyce Someday they'll be able to marry #LoveConquersBacon

[Chris @fungo]

@SisterHazelBand Will there be an opener for the 4/10 HoB show, or are you guys going on right at 8:30? Trying to make it in time!

[Chris @fungo]

@BurgerFi too bad it's invitation-only. I drove all the way over just to get turned away.