Justyn

very philosophical gamer

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

@KKrowpan I play mcg lane is like peak endorphins followed by 20 minutes of narcolepsy

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I was having trouble sleeping last night so I simply psychoconceptualized a match of deadlock in realtime and I fell asleep around the mid game

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Swim trunks are the only article of clothing you can wear after washing but before drying

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@DaDjinnvy2008 With his ears Idiot

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Beethoven would've loved those toothbrushes that play music

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https://t.co/vryINShWNt

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@helloiammaxie ableton w/ digital amp, playing a blacktop jazzmaster through five hundred layers of compressor and EQ

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hello. i'm finishing a new funke video, it'll be out this weekend

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@noobrownies A chessboard that is only accessible by standing on a stool really brings this together for me

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Urinals belong in the command position: center of room bravely facing the entrance, not against some cowardly side wall. We used to be a country

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I don't wonder if aliens exist, but I do wonder whether or not aliens have little alien pets

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Shelled peanuts are a pre-smartphone era snack. Annoying to crack open one-handed, yet cracking them open with your mouth is more action intensive than using two hands. Truly a holdover from the era of having your second hand free

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(twelve pages deep on a fighting game breakfast forum)

Yogurt has insane mixups AND startups, solid pick against every high tier. Cereal is a otp and Omelette takes forever to approach. Granola has decent overhead but Yogurt has like 3 cover options for that

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It's crazy to me that the word gaslight didn't originate from a 1938 stage play

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@SquidsLikeApple No the doors were locked I think they were on lunchbreak

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Just stopped by the worst gas station. Gas price was 9.99, not a single car in the lot, and the open sign wasn't even on. Total shitshow

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@GenericEdBoi

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Too much radio music today has an annoying beeping sound in it which kills the vibe while i'm driving really fast with my seatbelt off

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Drawing a progressively more visceral and realistic depiction of hangman on the chalkboard until nobody wants to guess any letters anymore

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@snubcube I think that example section was added during a sleep-deprived fugue state so it was an unfortunate oversight. But you're correct pocket is they/them according to their bio/interactions

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Just dropped my new social psychology dissertation vaguely disguised as a video game review https://t.co/JlnQ3LsG92