JOKER

This once was a big account.

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It’s better to stay silent when you’ve nothing left to say…..

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I now know why Bengali’s love eggs…

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Jo log sheeshe k gahr mai rehte hai,
Unhe light jla kar kapde nahi badalne cahiye…..

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They call it trending
I call it sheepishness

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कुछ लोगों को चांद में दाग नजर आते हैं।
कुछ लोगों को चांद में सनम का चेहरा नज़र आता है।
और फिर आते हैं वे लोग जिनको सिर्फ़ अमावस्या का चाँद दिखाई देता है…..

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I read between the confessions , that’s where people accidentally show their true intentions….

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Them: Post your glasses..
Me:

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ससुर हार्ट ना हुआ, सूटकेस हुई गवा…

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“Every flower must grow through dirt”— Laurie Jean Sennott.

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Driving men crazy…

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She: I remember everything.

Me: Yes! Everything, even if it never happened.

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No, that’s not rusty iron smell, it’s the smell of sweat….

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Some people are…..

Pain in the eyes

Some

Pain in the ears

Some

Pain in the head

But you my dear friend

Are real

Real

Pain in the ass.

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I have two buds…
One is weiser
And one light

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“A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms." – Koshin Ogui

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Hello @Twitter there is some problem in my account, no one retweets me......

please fix it.

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I tried doing that but she got restraining orders….

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"Some learn by observing, others by reading. Then, there's the rest of us who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot."

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Things I'm bad at: singing.
Things I do a lot: sing.

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I was never a part of the solution but the solution has always been a part of me.
Whiskey is a solution, right???