Just Norm

I'm a fake expert comedian on life. I write jokes and do stand-up and improv comedy. For entertainment purposes only.

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@HawkEmDownChris Ray Nitschke

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@TheCinesthetic Jonny Quest

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@BobGolen Dos Equis

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@joncoopertweets

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2020: Learn to code.
2025: Learn to be a plumber.
2030: Learn how to hide in the woods.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Our luggage overheard that we can't afford to go on vacation this year

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage

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If Mitch McConnell was a pregnant woman in Texas, Flock cameras would have found him by now.

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX Moneyball

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Good Luck America
https://t.co/jwi6Hb04Ac

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@ThatEricAlper Stevie Ray Vaughn

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

No wonder Socrates died

His hemlock was cooked in ancient Greece

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@BeerlyFootball Dallas
Houston (Astrodome)
Atlanta
Washington (RFK)
Candlestick SF
LA Coliseum
Chicago (Soldier)
St. Louis Cards
Cincinnati
Carolina
New Orleans

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@TheCinesthetic Eastbound & Down

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@TheCinesthetic Six Feet Under

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You’re only as old as you feel you are.

[Funny Dad Jokes @FunnyDadJokess]

A man had a heart attack at a bookstore and died because medical teams couldn't reach him in time.

He went to a Borders without Doctors

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@ATRightMovies The Usual Suspects

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Why isn’t there a coffee truck that slowly drives around neighborhoods ?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Cop to dispatch: suspect is dancing naked through downtown.

Dispatch: Copy that.

Cop: I’ll try, but I’m not much of a dancer