Futurehouse

Gay, married, pug owner.

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#TornadoWeek

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I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit http://t.co/CdWosrVHgt

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Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind. http://t.co/qY4MiDvB

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http://t.co/XDCsuykF I know what you did last summer. Stayed inside, probably. You’re super pale.

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Trying to set up my phone to send text tweets. I feel old.