Hannah

You'll find me either at a concert or a theme park. Age I am: 31 Age I act: 5

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

We just went into Asda after watching the game and three lions was playing. It’s too soon Asda. It’s too soon

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Random woman in the pub kept cheering for Panama
Her husband: “honey you know we’re the red ones right?”
Lady”last time we wore white.”
Her husband “yes but this time we’re red dear”
Lady”why can’t we just wear the same colour every time. Every country gets its own colour
🥺🥺

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Had the absolute best birthday at @PaultonsPark yesterday. Valgard is absolutely amazing and beautiful. Drakon is incredible, Raven is still amazing and the amount/level of theming compared to cobra is insane. Looks like a completely different ride. My favourite uk park ❤️

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Looking at the weather for next week and of course my birthday has the worst weather 🙄😂

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Finished the main storyline of pokopia…. I’m not crying at all 😭😭

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

I was convinced it was gonna be chansey. Imagine my surprise when it was not.

[45mice @45mice]

You could’ve given me 1000 guesses of the 1000+ pokemon that exist and the pokemon that shows up here would’ve been my 990th guess 😭

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

@Lauraarh I know right it would’ve been perfect 😭 i guess I’ll have to wait until the dobble ip runs out and hope they change it back 😂

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Not me wanting to buy this, paint the stripes orange like the opalite video and take it when I go to Thorpe park to purely sit in the tea cups and sing “this is just a storm inside a teacup”

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Cannot wait to finish work at 9 and go home to play pokopia ❤️

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

seen a lot of people complaining about adults wanting to ride the Bluey ride. I get it’s for children and there’s gonna be long queues because of adults wanting the cred.
I’m not doing it for the cred I wanna go on it because I love Bluey especially the grannies episode 😂😂

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Knowing I’m only at work until 9 and then I’ll be boarding a plane at 7am is the best feeling ever

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SIMPSONS’ has released a couch gag that finally shows the aftermath of Marge hitting Homer with her car in the intro.

“How are you just sitting there? Your mom just hit me with her car!”

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

I don’t understand all the comments complaining about the new seating area at Thorpe park. A lot of people are complaining there’s no child’s playground, but there’s literally one outside the dome.

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

@mksmjp I’ve been seeing a lot of people complaining about it, understandably so.
They’ve made some really strange business decisions recently and I’m worried for their future.

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Ngl quite worried for the future of merlin.

It’s a wonderful thing anyone staying gets an essential pass, but it’s clear they’re getting pretty desperate to get people in.

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Just realised I have a couple of years of great birthday cakes coming up

“32 and still growing up now” Taylor swift

“So she may be 33 but that doesn’t bother me” Busted

It anyone has any for 34 and onwards please let me know 😂

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Found the most motivational song to run on the treadmill to.
The Portaventura parade song 😂
I ran to it for three times back to back 😂

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Stranger things the first shadow.

Ooooohh it was so good ❤️❤️
Made a couple of scenes in season 5 make sense that’s for sure.

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Here I am going to the gym and eating healthily and there’s my gift bag full of Christmas chocolates glaring at me in the corner. The audacity.

[Hannah @Futureboy0fdork]

Catch me at Thorpe park when it reopens riding Dobble tea party singing Taylor Swift Opalite
“This is just a storm inside a teacup”

A very niche joke 😂😂😂
(The teacups used to be called storm in a teacup)