Lesbian Boy

the worlds most tasteless situation comedy

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

an all boy bikini kill cover band called "pawns of the matriarchy"

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

ok i'm deleting twitter. bye

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@dkulchar i can't imagine anything that would bring me greater sexual pleasure than watching you cryb

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@dkulchar 10 dollars a month for you to never tweet again

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@dkulchar can i have one

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

the only cute thing in the world is goth couples holding hands

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

cleaned my apartment and realized i own a blender. isn't that nice ?

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

can't tell if my neighbor is having good sex or being murdered. but is there really a difference?

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@heyitsjim all of your tweets are prefect but i'm gonna get this one framed

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

every single person you've ever loved will either go to your funeral or you will go to theirs.

Afterwards, why not go to arbys?

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

the catholic church, a 2000 year old institution with billions of dollars / near infinite resources, tried and failed to make me less horny

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@egg_dog get out of my bedroom

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

i am in a 2 hour long discussion about how to write impactful emails and i am legitimately wondering if this 3rd floor fall can kill me

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@OnAirOlivia at least i didn't ruin the wheat harvest this year...

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@OnAirOlivia since u said please i won't talk about ur scarecrow halloween(?) outfit ever again

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@OnAirOlivia do u like chewing tobacco now? where's ur straw hat ?

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@OnAirOlivia gonna be a great harvest this year, or at least that's what the almanac says.

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

@OnAirOlivia olivia why are you wearing overalls in your new avi. do u drive a tractor now. what's it like working on a ranch

[Lesbian Boy @gayk47]

14 characters long no special characters no repeated characters no dictionary words unhashed nice work everyone clap urself on the back