this website is hot garbage

Morny on Hain

[this website is hot garbage @GDamnitDerek]

fuck. i have to pin this.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Who do you work for?

[le sociologue grincheux @OhHowByronic]

Spot on.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Tax the oligarchy like the working class

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[GRamnel @gramnel_]

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

ChatGPT has launched a new health and wellness feature called ChatGPT Health that allows users to upload their medical records. Do not do this. Do not upload your medical records to an AI chatbot.

[this website is hot garbage @GDamnitDerek]

this is how you actually help people

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The new interns have arrived.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Nothing to see here, just a Republican Senator accusing a Democratic Senate candidate of child sacrifice.

But, hey, don’t you dare criticize Trump as that could lead to political violence. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Cat brings her kittens to a person who gave her food..🐈🐾❤️

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

MoMA / New York

[GRamnel @gramnel_]

Hi Debbie

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Those eyes.. those mittens..😍

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Ricardo Alves @ricardoalves]

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