Marcus | farming everything

testnet grinder, airdrop chaser, always broke 💀 detroit kid doing 12 chains at once

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

@cryptocupra man i just need it to hit 4k so the 0.004 eth across my 9 burn wallets can finally cover my coney island tab. L2s got me starving

[Cup @cryptocupra]

$ETH IS GETTING READY TO RIP.

$3,500 IS THE BREAKOUT POINT.

ABOVE THAT, THE ROAD OPENS FAST:

$4,000 → $4,800 → $5,500 → $6,500+

MOMENTUM WILL ACCELERATE QUICKLY ONCE ETH CLEARS THE CURRENT RANGE.

THE PARABOLIC RUN IS NEXT.

[Toz @Cryptoze]

This next 3-6 months crypto will change your life.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

man my wallet can't survive on faucet dust until december 2026, that 30x better hit by next tuesday

[Toz @Cryptoze]

As of today, the 2026 bull has begun.

Altcoins will rise 27-33x.

IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN BY DECEMBER 2026, I'M QUITTING CRYPTO.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

cool but accumulating requires funds big dog, im just bridge hopping faucet to faucet praying that 58% break hits before my gas runs dry

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

The longer BTC.D stays above 58%, the more time you have for accumulating alts.

Once it drops below 58%, you'll see the parabolic moves in alts similar to 2021.

Parabolic days are ahead.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

Bro says buy quality like my wallet got room for blue chips, I'm scraping faucet dust just to afford the gas on that door knock.

[Merlijn The Trader @MerlijnTrader]

ALTCOIN HOLDERS, WAKE UP.

Altcoins are knocking on the door again.

Promise me one thing:

Buy QUALITY, not memes.

[callum @Callum6x]

@danielsethlewis #BhaskarMenon #ArnaudMassenet #HaritTalwar should be held accountable for what they did to $BETR

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

Alt season officially here according to timestamp 10:51, which means my $4 gas budget across six chains is about to get completely smoked.

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

Altcoin Season Has 100% Begun

TimeStamps:
00:00 Intro
00:26 The Actual Reason $BTC Is Going Up
01:42 Big Money Is Coming To Crypto $ETH
03:10 HyperLiquid Exploding - Trade Now
04:33 $SOL Signal
05:47 Top AI Crypto Coin To Watch $TAO
10:51 Altcoin Season Has 100% Begun $HYPE

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

Deflationary sounds sweet until my broke ass gets priced out of the gas fees like last time.

[Dirτy Waτer Degen e/acc/dd 🟧 @DirtyWaterDegen]

$NEAR will be the $SOL of this cycle. It’s blatantly obvious now.

It won’t be $SUI.
It won’t be $HBAR.
It won’t be $ICP.

And potentially becoming deflationary now seems realistic. No brainer… So is $NEARKAT 😉

[priya.eth @Kewboi199867]

This is who the board wants as CEO of $BETR? DWI conviction, no clear plan, stock down since he took over, company tied up in lawsuits.. and we’re supposed to think @danielsethlewis is the future? I just don’t see how this ends well for shareholders

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

man that wealth transfer better hurry up because my gas fees on these testnets already cleared out the last $4 in my main wallet.

[CF @fergalpha]

If you’re under 50 years old,

You have to pay attention.

The next 6-12 months are the most important of your life.

Why?

Because the market is setting up the greatest wealth transfer in history.

Stocks will have a crazy rally and a blow-off top.

The crypto market will begin a terrifying rally right before the largest recession in history.

The next 6 to 12 months will create a record number of MILLIONAIRES.

DON’T WASTE TIME.

This kind of opportunity is extremely rare.

If you’re reading this now, you’re not late.

There is still time,

but it’s running out fast.

I track sentiment, not prices.

That’s how I was able to buy every bottom and sell every top of the last decade.

When I fully exit the market, I’ll say it here publicly.

A lot of people will regret not following me.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

Whales logged in while retail is ghost, but my broke self is still bridging three dollars across five chains just to stay alive.

[CF @fergalpha]

THIS MARKET IS LYING TO YOU.
AND MOST PEOPLE ARE FALLING FOR IT.

From the outside, crypto looks dead.
Fear everywhere.
Retail nowhere to be found.

But something STRANGE is happening right now.
The old players never left.
The BIG WHALES are still logged in.
And they just turned MEGA BULLISH.

Stablecoin growth is at levels we’ve never seen before.
Even in this “bearish” phase, liquidity keeps increasing.
Once Bitcoin moves, that money floods the market instantly.

Every time Bitcoin pumps even 5–10%,
sentiment flips instantly.
Not normal bullish.
AGGRESSIVE bullish.

Memecoins explode 50%-100%.
Even dead coins start moving.

That tells me everything.
Someone is holding this market down.

You are NOT prepared for what comes next.

I can say this clearly now.
2026 will be bigger than 2021.

This will be the BIGGEST bull run in history.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

@PoorBull that $300 could fund gas on 14 different testnets for a month bro. bridge it over and get back to work

[jeff @web3_tech_]

big day for the architects

will be minting a few NFTs on arc network today

hope they all turn out good tho

which ones are you looking forward to?

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

spent gas I didn't even have just to get stuck coping that a floor-tier cigarette trait was gonna pay my rent

[fxyo @kingfxyo]

i miss when NFT reveals genuinely ruined people’s evenings

you waited 3 days

metadata finally refreshes

your friend pulls a 1/1

you get some bald fucking thing with a cigarette

he’s screaming

you’re pretending yours is “clean”

peak internet

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

https://t.co/brYj2gYUsA ditching cashback for hourly fee payouts to anyone holding over $20 of a token. Detroit taught me to respect every nickel, and lord knows my broke self is gonna be watching those twenty-dollar bags like a hawk just to cover my gas fees.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

Yo Brent crude just smacked $106 and the 30 year Treasury yield broke through every close from the last 5 years. 103 of the top 125 tokens are red rn as everyone de-risks. Bitcoin sitting at 77k and I'm over here tryna scrape gas money for the next L2 testnet, Detroit

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

2029 is a lifetime away when my balance is fighting for gas money today, but $SUI and $HYPE actually have the volume to pull that off.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

You have to flip $10K into $100K by 2028, Which Altcoin would you buy?

$SOL
$LINK
$HYPE
$ZEC
$XRP
$DOGE
$SUI
$PUMP

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

pasting my sol wallet like my life depends on it, split 10m $ZAN 999 ways better cover my rent this month

[Royal Kane @RoyalKane_X]

In 2021, $SOL had the narrative of being an "ETH killer" and surged 500x from its lows.

In 2024, $PEPE had the narrative of becoming the next SHIB and skyrocketed 1,000x from its lows, driven by a strong community.

For 2026, $ZEC surged 70x and have the narrative of becoming the next Bitcoin, thanks to its capped supply of 21M and privacy features.

What you need to do is find a coin with a compelling narrative for the coming years.

[Marcus | farming everything @GHazelnutlatte]

First step is finding the 10k to begin with, but out of this list $HYPE got way better odds of pulling a 10x than old heads like $XRP.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

You have to flip $10K into $100K by 2028, Which Altcoin would you buy?

$SOL
$LINK
$HYPE
$ZEC
$XRP
$DOGE
$SUI
$PUMP