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professional shitposter

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This song is about me (except the gay bits)
https://t.co/8gLwM1NNzC

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@OurFavOnlineDoc Sage advice from someone that appears to work in a BP garage.

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@iMiaSanMia ok ok ok but why does this mf look like he’s running a petrol station?

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@PeterBleksley @EdwardJDavey @LibDems He’s a danger like a daft creepy uncle at a wedding. He should be accounted for but not catered for.

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@WalterChurch123 @Vinod_r108 @Playteaux1 Because This is England and everyone there was on the way out on the piss. Each of them would die for the dog if necessary. But would rather save the dog then have a few pints.

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@BBCNews I thought they were going with Jezbollah?