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man i should really eat a vegetable

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@dandy_dun a bouncer should not be able to be a creep

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@dandy_dun oh god no

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@dandy_dun haha you really are surrounded by your type

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@dandy_dun does the new bouncer have a moustache?

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I don’t know how to flirt…
I just had a multiple day discussion about a fake lemonade stand

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i don’t think i really put together how fucked up my life is…

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@dandy_dun doing the lords work

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sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

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hey @CampbellSoupCo just spitballing here, but what if the vegetable soup you sell,,, is actually vegetarian, what would happen?

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and you better believe I listened to the entire fucking song and I was having a blast

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wth spotify just pranked me

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i have been trying the ai DJ thing and it was like “let’s bring it back to the top hits from 1100’s” and played Deum Vernum which is in latin

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just realized i can’t watch the @mulaney specials anymore now that i don’t have access to netflix :(( i have a mental illinois

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i’m exhausted
therapy sucks, my therapist has the nerve to point out and address my trauma responses

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there’s no way i’m 23 already. how tf am i an adult?

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@_sxfetynet

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@_sxfetynet @MusicalDinosaur it’s german, it always feels wrong (I say this as someone learning deutsch lol)

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oh yeah, for sure

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Does childhood trauma affect your loving style?

[sorrel @sorrysorrel]

So I worked at @drmartens for over 3.5 years. During lockdown I entered an internal competition to design a pair and I won! Never heard from Head office again. Here’s my design and here’s a pair that have just appeared on the store… not cool!!!