Michael E. Gruen

laconic. incorrigible. find me where the skies are blue @

[Michael E. Gruen @gruen]

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[Michael E. Gruen @gruen]

@proales All depends. If OPEC makes good on their oil reduction threats and gas goes to $10/gallon, a small EV that costs pennies to run starts to sound attractive.

In my last 12 months of EV ownership, gas would have to cost less than $0.95/gallon to break even.

[Michael E. Gruen @gruen]

@proales New cells are made to be charged to 100% and can gain 200 miles on an L3 during a pee-break. L2 charging is stupid-easy to roll out (and is).

Moot as we should instead focus on mass transit and mixed zoning to combat the oil-laden smog-capped asphalt hellscapes we keep building.

[Ben K. @benyankee]

The House should hold some hearings on the Hatch Act ASAP. Low-hanging fruit.

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President Trump what an April Fools joke hahah end the prank already

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@gruen RT @NYC_DOT: For the record, @CitiBike is not equipped with surveillance cameras. #bikenyc

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Nice breasts. http://t.co/P0psjcuP

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Google’s purchase of Zagat’s is going to give reporters plenty of opportunities to use unnecessary quotation marks. Can’t wait.

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8.8 million people watched Jersey Shore last night. Forget S&P’s stupid credit rating. We’re all doomed.

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One of these things is not like the other. http://twitpic.com/4s76ba

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Iranians seen here protesting drop-down auto-play ads on NYTimes.com. http://twitpic.com/3zw5et

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@gruen SOMEONE MADE A TYPO ON THE INTERNET AND YOU FOUND IT. YOU WIN!! [insert flashing gif banner here]

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Things I dislike: Endless spam emails from ShoppyBag.

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Other books Amazon shouldn’t sell: http://amzn.to/aOh9BG

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This Amazon “controversy” is so overblown. I’m going to boycott iTunes b/c they have songs advocating “killing hos” and “smacking bitches.”