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I lose followers after almost every tweet. Opinions are my own... obviously.

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@kjduke @kevinwildes Tom Bodett and Motel 6 would like a word

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Tweet for Josh:

We are OUT on Thomas’ plain bagels in this household. Pepperidge Farm plain bagels are far superior and don’t have a huge, gaping hole like Thomas’ has these days. Fuck you, Thomas’.

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@rp_21_

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@texas_tradesman @AriZonanHODL Hate to break it to you but this broad stroke assumption plays about 90% of the time. Generally speaking, boomers are shitty people.

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I am not doing great. Thanks.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

This lineup has played 0 minutes together this season.

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@WorldWideWob Don’t they have to consider taking out every rotation player? It feels like it would be incredibly irresponsible to leave them in. There’s no way players 9-15 can blow a 50 point lead. Literally impossible

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@jerrythornton I couldn’t get past the TE room being bigger than the CB room. Talk about allocating assets! 🤮

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@UnjustSwine @chadmumm My guess is he’s telling them he’ll play for free and whatever the equivalent of the prize is (4 foursomes at x course, $500) is what they owe him. Or subtract one of the foursome dues. Or whatever. He’s playing golf, and making some cash. Seems like it’s way less serious than ^^

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@FredTaming Who cares? Someone who never has a cigarette will never need to go into a store and buy one. There will be no cigarettes or tobacco products sold in the UK after probably 20 years because the demand will disintegrate

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@Shockey_Stan @ConnorEatsPants @sentdefender Hypothetical situations cannot get you in any trouble at all because they are made up and exist only in dreamland. That said, hypothetically, if someone asked me, I would agree with Connor. But nobody has.

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@BostonByBirth @DavidBearman An intelligent response, as expected. You should do yourself a favor and read the entire response to the question without any edits. I don’t think it fits in to your absurd narrative as nicely as you’re attempting to make it 👍🏻

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@BostonByBirth @DavidBearman Obviously you didn’t hear the response to Reiss’ question or the way that Vrabel framed it, and are operating in bad faith. The first words out of his mouth after being asked were “I love TreyVeyon” and he spoke in broad terms about social media. He did not go “after” him at all

[sam @nhlpalmieri]

.@elonmusk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

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.@PamBondi sucks to suck, hope the grift can continue on the podcast network! Just kidding. Hope you’re investigated for continued perjury and human rights violations, and you never have a restful night of sleep again :)

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@SteveP468 @natashakorecki @jazmineulloa A couple of things, bot. First and foremost, he is an immigrant or a descendant of one. That much is obvious just from the headline.

Second, since you can’t read, he voted for idiot fat fuck 3 times thinking it would help the economy, but not hurt him personally. He was wrong.

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I can say pretty confidently that T-Mobile is going to lose every single umpire customer they have. Ain’t no way that “ABS powered by T-Mobile” doesn’t wake them all from a deep slumber every night

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@Scalabrine please come up for air and stop talking about SGA. Thanks.

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@FeralHeather Fuck yes. Love a good kvetch. Fuck the internet

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

First look at Romeo Doubs as a Patriot

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Things will not improve in this country until democrats realize Americans are stupid and must be tricked into having their basic needs met. Do you explain medicine to your dog or do you cover it’s pills in peanut butter?