GMan91

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

i know it can sound like hopium when i say $USELESS is the memecoin of this era best positioned for a $DOGE or $SHIB style move

so what does the data actually show?

i looked at the yearly open performance of $USELESS and compared it against the top 10 memecoins, plus $BTC and $SOL

here’s what stood out:

- $USELESS is the only one of the 13 assets analyzed that is green on the year
- $BTC is down 27.6%, $SOL is down 46.8%, $FARTCOIN is down 56.4%, and $TRUMP is down 65.43%
- meanwhile, $USELESS is up 13.39%

these are brutal conditions for btc and most altcoins

and yet, $USELESS is not only holding up, it’s outperforming the entire cohort from its yearly open

USELESS displayed the same kind of relative strength last year, ripping 100x to a $450m ATH while everything else chopped sideways

it was in fact the only new memecoin to hit $300m besides high-profile celebrity coins like $TRUMP/ $MELANIA / $YE

however:

when you see consistent relative strength like this during risk-off conditions, it tends to stand out

$USELESS is going to multi-billions!

in hindsight, it would be clear that all the signs were there!

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@gumsays Counter-traded your non-drunk self lmfao, if it works it ain't stupid!

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@gumsays Bro, where can I learn this type of stuff lmfao.

[EliZ @eliz883]

A retweet is the least you can do to say thank you

$USELESS 👌🏻

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

@_Jaredad yeh everyone is sleeping on USELESS right now IMO

billions is programmed

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@_Shadow36 @theunipcs @basilda_a We're all just a $USELESS $TROLL in this space.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

CT tends to forget things very easily

people often talk about my $BONK trade in isolation, but i've traded memecoins across multiple cycles and have been vocal about this fact for a long time now

my BONK trade is my most viral trade, but that trade isn't even close to being my biggest memecoin trade

when i first came onto the scene with the BONK trade in 2023, many doubted me and thought i was retarded

i didn't even have an X (then Twitter) account at the time

it was a trade i took in @0xLawliette's 'The Lab' group, and soon a lot of trenches groups started talking about my trade as i provided updates in The Lab (which L shared on his Twitter page then)

i initially went from $16k to $50k to $100k, and then $1 million plus on that single trade

then the story took off on Twitter and many begged me to open an X account

i opened an X account and became a main character on and off for a while, as people mocked and dunked on me during drawdowns, then hailed me again whenever my uPnL ripped with the market

everyone sees the $BONK trade as 'the guy who turned $16k into $20m plus on a single trade' as if it was some effortless lucky run that went up in a straight line

very few people saw the conviction it took to keep holding while things looked hopeless and almost everyone on this platform turned on me and made me the butt of their jokes for months every time the market dipped

but i was pretty clear and loyal to both my thesis and conviction at the time, and i rode that trade from $16k to $20m plus at peak

of course 10/10 happened and i got wiped out

no one predicted an 80% crash in a single candle on blue chip altcoins in mere minutes

nothing remotely like it had happened before in crypto

it didn't even happen during COVID

it's an anomaly and shouldn't have happened

anyway, that chapter is over: i've been humbled and i've learned key lessons that will forever remain with me

however, it's easy to look at my BONK trade in isolation and regard it as 'pure luck'

in addition to BONK:

• i nailed almost every major Elon meta in group chats and realized several 7 figures worth of profit on them e.g. with $GROK and many other memecoins at the time (i played a huge role in getting many of the new cyclers to understand Elon's power in moving memecoin markets)
• with GROK for example, i clearly laid out my thesis, aggressively pushed it and got many of the Lab homies to see the vision even though i had limited clout at the time. i think The Lab collectively bought over 10% of its supply at some point mainly due to my thesis, maybe even more, and many made 6 - 7 figures in profits as a result
• i called almost every major bluechip runner of the 2024 meme run before they exploded
• i publicly turned $5k into $1 million plus on a single $WIF trade
• i publicly turned low six figs into $8m plus on a single $FARTCOIN trade
• i publicly turned low six figs into 7 figs on several other coins e.g. $POPCAT, $PNUT, etc
• i called the Politifi meta way ahead of most and publicly turned peanuts into mid-7 figs to 8 figs on a few Politifi coins
• i called the Roaring Kitty meta (with the $GME, $AMC, and similar memecoins at the time) and hit mid 7 figs on low six figs invested into these coins

i'm not trying to say i'm perfect btw

i'm deeply flawed, and i have publicly proven to be bad at taking profits

in hindsight, this only became an issue after i started documenting my trades because i somehow felt responsible for people who followed me and became too worried about what would happen to their positions if i took profits

that was a very stupid (and poor!) mindset to have, and i've grown out of it (hopefully!)

the point of all of my ramblings above is this:

there is a method to my madness with memecoins, and i've traded them long enough, through multiple cycles and hundreds of coins, to trust my instincts

i very rarely have this level of conviction in any memecoin

and i can count on one hand the amount of memecoins that i've had that level of conviction in e.g. BONK, FLOKI, etc (all ended up hitting multi-billion-dollar market cap and being generational trades for me)

when i keep hammering on just one coin while an army of people pocketwatch, mock, and ridicule me... even though i could have made 7 figures, maybe even 8 figures, by cutting deals and shilling dozens of other stuff i have no conviction in (and i get a crazy amount of offers)... it's because i have extremely high conviction in the potential of that coin

the level of conviction i have in $USELESS is greater than i've had in almost anything else in this market

so i'll keep pushing it aggressively until it gets to the level i believe it's ultimately headed toward in due time 🫡

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@_Unclejed Lost similar to you in $belief, no crying in the casino though bro.
Got to accept that the money is gone once you buy these shitcoins, otherwise you'll forever be jumping between them and losing.
Plenty of runners will occur, just about finding them. GL!

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@theunipcs

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@Afocus_ A fellow degen who has solana:29CWsqH84TykHDDwA6DtETUtXQPuKbVgKCmxtkBsbrrr like me, either the worst or most chad move.

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@iruletrenches I remember riding that move.

[Arkham @arkham]

BONK GUY - DOWN $20M ON-CHAIN, STILL HOLDING

Bonk Guy’s holdings are down $20M since his on-chain portfolio highs at the end of 2024, and down $15M since the USELESS peak in July 2025. But he’s still holding.

Bonk Guy is not only holding his entire bag of USELESS (currently worth $1.18M) but he is also still holding his DOGE (worth $85.6K), which caused his portfolio high in 2024. Will he ever make it back?

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@matt_hiott @GenesysGo Ditto lmfao

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@Lamson__Nguyen One to learn from, I hope you make it all back elsewhere.

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

Ignore those shilling a $SHDW "return"
Save your money, avoid losing it like myself & many others did on this project
Each pump leads lower, driven by low volume & the founders' behaviour (now outside the US), plus supporters (exhibit b) who dismiss criticism as ulterior motives

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

daily reminder to @RobinhoodApp, @Binance, and @HyperliquidX to list $USELESS!

USELESS regularly does more spot/perps volume than majority of the memecoins listed on Robinhood/Binance/Hyperliquid

USELESS is also consistently one of the most-traded memecoins on Coinbase, often second only to $DOGE listing USELESS is going to be a profitable endeavor that generates a lot of fees due to its consistently strong volume

@vladtenev @cz_binance @heyibinance @JohannKerbrat @zjaknb @chameleon_jeff @sershokunin

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The elite are the 1% - so they can't win in a democracy. In order to win they need to convince half of the remaining 99% to vote for them.

To do this, they first buy up the press.

Then they demonise minority groups and create a made up crisis to convince you that the minority group are the problem.

Then, they convince you one of them, is on your side and is here to save you.

Don't fall for it.

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@_nighthawk69_ Get better asap!

[GMan91 @G__Man__91]

@AltcoinSherpa No, you are the most #USELESS investor 🫡

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This lady has more balls than all of the republicans combined!