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[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Indian chowmein tastes the best, when you are actually present, near the hawker, watching it get made.

Of course you are hungry. You see a chinese stall, with decent looking people wearing full sleeved shirts, with IT company lanyards around their necks, polishing off their plates. Enough positive signals for you to partake in.

You tell the wiry looking guy, you need one half plate, he barely registers your request, as he is busy murdering the noodles with hellfire. His forehead glistening with sweat, in the light of a petromax.

You patiently wait, as fumes of various spices enter your nostrils. Suddenly the guy throws a handful of veggies in his cauldron, they scream as they touch the red hot surface. Then he slaps the base of a bottle to emit questionable chilli sauce, while the stove hisses fire. Then all of it’s tossed with violence. Endlessly. You get hungrier.

Each time you think, maybe it’s done. He tosses it again. It’s less of cooking and more of a performance, a ticketed show, in which you get a complimentary plate of veg chowmein with a spelling mistake. Nothing elevates the taste of Indian street food more than a typo.

Everyone around the stall is just watches it get made, nobody is checking their phone. After JCB digging, this is the 2nd most watchable thing on the streets.

Then finally it’s done. Half plates come out from a tub, being manned by a teenage helper from the same village, then magically, the chowmein walah, distributes the Kadhaai-ful of noodles equally in all half-plates. Someone throws in some freshly cut onion on top. And then it’s served to you with a fork planted in it. Onions taste like apples, sweet, when had with this half plate spice bomb. Don’t miss.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Middle class households which get an AC for the first time, their leader of the family, becomes the AC whisperer. The guy who regulates the usage of Air conditioner for the household. He frequently says stuff like:

“Room Thanda ho Gaya hai, ab band kar do”

“DOOR KAUN KHOL KE CHALA GAYA”

“Kitna acha lag raha hai na”

Buying an AC is a milestone. A success metric. ♥️

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Elon Musk becomes the 2nd Trillionaire after that schoolmate whose dad was an RTO officer.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@WeekendInvestng @GauravGupta_RE Abhi bhi clubhouse nahi bana

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

गौर करने वाली बात ये है की उन्होंने अपने ख़ुद के दाँतो से चबाया, भई वाह!

[Parmanand Azamgarhi @parmanandyadavv]

इसे कहते हैं नेता अखिलेश यादव जी एक कार्यक्रम में अपने हाथों से प्लेट में खाना डालकर खाते हुए

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@SikiaPehelwan कुर्सी पे बैठ के बटन टीपने को मेहनत बोलते हो ?

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Which sleeping pillow do you use?

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@TheTechieRocky Nice. Which one

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Acha hua partition ho gaya 😭

[مارخور 🇵🇰 @Farhan_YZ90]

@PappuChoto Le bhosri k metro b dekh le

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@SassyShernii Do you have a chronic issue?

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@matkashbakihai 2nd leg of the trip. Mainstay is Swiss

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

3 days here next month. First real break of the year. After multiple 80 hr weeks.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

Lake Como, Italy

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@youuuuuudontsay Haha left immediately. Should have said Hi

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Back in Lucknow after long. This new hotel Centrum is impressive.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@AbhiSinha836 8

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Dear God. Childhood hero. Om Shanti.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@AbhiSinha836 He won medals in 1994, 1998, 2002 and 2006 Asian Games. 9 Golds. 4 silver. 2 bronze. At least read

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@Ankit_k10 Wow

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

India has its ‘Unknown Men’
But also its ‘Unseen Women’

Props to Kangana for bringing such stories to life. 26/11. Armed Pakistani terrorists, on a rampage, killing people indiscriminately. Yet a few good women stood tall. Watch Bharat Bhhagya Viddhaata to know how unarmed nurses saved 400 people from armed terrorists. Kangana in the lead, delivers a composed performance. No melodrama. Such stories need to be told

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@speriwal7 Actually I will spend a week in Swiss villages before landing here. So chaos is welcome

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

@biased_human Check Reliance, Asian paints, Infosys in the last 5 years

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

This HDFC bank narrative is amusing.
Allegation comes, everyone screams.
Clarification comes, silence.
RBI comfort comes, silence.
HDFC invites third-party legal review, silence.
Growth reports come, silence.
But the panic posts continue. Reeks of vendetta.
https://t.co/7Jvi2hifTf