Garrett Koopmann

[👻 Spooky Rick Jackson Stan 🎃 @AlabamaZoomer24]

You see he’s using weasel words to try and pretend he’s being censored by the President and his administration
In actuality, if he airs it on TV, the network is legally required to give a Republican candidate screen time equal to an interview with a Dem candidate

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

Tres comunistas entran en un bar: uno pide un cóctel mixto de $15, otro un Martini de $10, y el tercero un cerveza de $6. Cuando llega la cuenta, basados en su mantra, se ven obligados a dividirla equitativamente.

La semana siguiente, los tres regresan al bar una vez más, pero esta vez piden cuentas separadas, por lo que el barman les pregunta por qué no están dividiendo la cuenta equitativamente, ya que en el comunismo, todos pagan la misma parte justa. Los tres comunistas acceden de mala gana, y una vez más dividen la cuenta en tres partes iguales.

La semana siguiente, los tres comunistas regresan, pero con una turba de devotos seguidores, y protestan contra el barman para que cambie los precios de todas sus bebidas al precio de la bebida más barata del menú.

Por miedo a que su negocio sea vandalizado o quemado, el barman accede. Así que la semana siguiente, todos los comunistas entran y disfrutan de sus bebidas a $6 con precios igualados, y celebran los éxitos del comunismo.

Los comunistas continúan con esto durante varias semanas más, hasta que un viernes regresan al bar y lo encuentran cerrado, con un cartel afuera que dice que el bar ha cerrado por quiebra.

Y eso, camaradas, es como funciona el comunismo.

[Zach Schwartz @zachzachzach]

“JJ that throw was terrible. what were you thinking?

JJ McCarthy:

[vikesinsider @vikesinsider]

WRs lined up against Isaiah Rodgers this season:

Week 1, Rome Odunze: 2 rec, 13 yards
Week 2, Drake London: 1 rec, 21 yards
Week 3, Tee Higgins: 0 rec, 0 yards
Week 4, DK Metcalf: 1 rec, 14 yards
Week 5, Jerry Jeudy: 0 rec, 0 yards

[Football Chopz @Pchopz_]

The LT yelling “Jordan run” has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vikesinsider @vikesinsider]

Vikings CB Isaiah Rodgers earned the highest overall PFF grade in NFL history today... a perfect 99.9 🤯

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Only the Detroit Lions…

[TechDev @TechDev_52]

“If I put $100 in Bitcoin in 2010 I’d have $2.8B now.”

No.

If you bought $100 of Bitcoin in 2010 and watched it go to:

$1k → $100k → $1.7M

and did nothing

Then watched $1.7M go to $170k

and still did nothing

Then watched $170k go to $110M

and still did nothing

Then watched $110M wither to $18M

and still did nothing

Then watched $18M surge to $390M

and still did nothing

Then watched $390M deteriorate to $85M

Then watched $85M climb to $1.6B

and still did nothing

Then watched $1.6B shrink to $390M
and still did nothing

Then watched $390M surge to $2.8B

and then for some reason finally decided to do something…

Then yes, $100 in 2010 would be worth $2.8B today.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bruh I’m NEVER going to stop laughing at this sh*t

The Nuggets fired Michael Malone and now Nikola Jokic gotta coach the team too LMAOO

Bro literally has to do EVERYTHING HIMSELF 😭

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Imagine finding out you failed your college class like this LMAOOO

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Nah, who are we kidding.

We're memeing again this draft.

[Cam @42Cyc]

JJ McCarthy standing in the pocket for 15 Seconds with the best Receivers in the league cooking every DB

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Bernie Sander and AOC get off their private jet on Earth Day as they "fight the oligarchy.

Hypocrites!!

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it.

Chuck sounding very DOGE!

“This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants or others from coming here?"

"And the number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can get jobs, get benefits against the law because of fraud."

"If you believe you want to stop fraud in immigration, you have no choice but to support this amendment."

The amendment Schumer so passionately supports here would add additional security features to the Social Security card.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

#Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell teasing the media when talking about evaluating the QB position this offseason, even smirking while saying it 🤣

“There’s gonna be guys that maybe wanna come play for you at different stages of their career. Whether that’s a future hall of fame QB, a guy coming off a successful season somewhere else, maybe even a former guy that you had at one point or another.”

🎥: @Vikings YouTube

[Cam @42Cyc]

"What a catch! Touchdown Justin Jefferson!"

JJ:

[Cam @42Cyc]

WOW: Rams Head Coach Sean McVay tried to trade up for JJ McCarthy 😳

"According to Jets GM Joe Douglas, the reason Minnesota traded up was because another team was aggressively trying to trade up to get their future QB. That team was the rams."

WOAH 🔥

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

New meme just dropped

[PFF @PFF]

The best free agency team grades 📊

[cody ♱ @codyy11_]

JJ McCarthy's latest on IG:

"My whole goal as an athlete is to be the best version of myself mentally, physically, and emotionally on the field."

"God is in control, but God doesn't expect you to lean on a shovel and pray for a hole."

I love this dude.