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[micah @gentlemanloser]

me when my girlfriend puts on amberlynn reid videos

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@matthew00296740 @zimwhodey Be serious

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@garrrttt Oppenheimer at 1

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

When the Flock Toilet at work detects elevated cortisol levels in your urine, indicating job dissatisfaction, and automatically mobilizes an Anduril Uruk-hai armored assault bot to sever your spinal cord with a single precision-guided railgun bullet

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@mydayoff96 @willie_lutz @garrrttt 🫡

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

At this point "Abolish ICE" is setting the bar way too low, "Punish ICE" establishes a much better baseline going forward

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Morgan🎷 @mmmmalright]

Deadwood is so right, if Timothy Olyphant walked into your terrible town unannounced it WOULD drive everyone sexually insane

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@CLUTCHINDRACS @AlastDerij why are you lying lmao

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@willie_lutz “Banged up Chiefs team” as if we didn’t have Max fucking Scharping playing against Chris Jones lmao

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@bengals_sans Prestige in S tier.

Ball knower in multiple ways

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@willie_lutz just can’t imagine NOT being excited about this

[mike @bengals_sans]

Conditioning won't allow you to make a 300 pound man miss in the backfield while keeping your eyes downfield. Not to mention making a great throw while getting decapitated by two more defenders.

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

And for good reason !

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@mydayoff96 bruh 😭😭

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@pat_alex0 these guys just woke up from a coma apparently

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

could never have happened without ring doorbells convincing paranoid americans that surveilling your neighborhood is a good tradeoff for not necessarily preventing package theft but at least catching it on camera and complaining about it on neighborhood watch facebook groups

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[micah @gentlemanloser]

@LibertyLover70 @MouseInfo cry