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Korupsi Silmy Karim di Ditjen Imigrasi: Rp145,5 Miliar✅
Kasus korupsi di Direktorat Jenderal Imigrasi semakin menghebohkan setelah KPK menetapkan Silmy Karim sebagai tersangka.
- Total Kerugian Negara: Rp145,5 miliar😋
- Periode Korupsi: Berlangsung sejak 2022 hingga 2026 (kurang lebih 4 tahun)😩
Modusnya tuh gini:
- Pemerasan terhadap Warga Negara Asing (terutama WNA China) yang mengurus KITAS dan KITAP.
- Memperlambat proses izin tinggal, lalu meminta "uang pelicin" atau "biaya percepatan".
- Uang hasil pemerasan dibagikan secara rutin setiap hari Jumat ke para oknum di pusat dan daerah.
Bayangin aja, orang hari jumat bukannya?
- Bagi2 Jumat Berkah❌
- Jumat malah bagi hasil korupsi✅
El gobierno indonesio llevaba cinco días intentando rescatar a Juliana, entonces Agam fue al lugar y:
>Subió al volcán
>Fumó un cigarrillo
>Descendió 1 km
>Localizó el cuerpo
>Durmió sosteniendo el cuerpo para evitar que se deslizara
>Al amanecer, se puso un cigarrillo en la boca y llevó el cuerpo a la superficie.
🇸🇬 An interesting new initiative from Singapore; under a new policy introduced in certain areas, cats will now accompany security personnel on their nightly patrols. 🐱🚔
The goal is to both protect community cats and bring a little more warmth to the streets. From now on, the safety of Singapore's streets will be entrusted not only to security forces, but also to their four-legged partners. 😹
However, the system is already facing a few minor challenges. Some of the feline officers have reportedly been caught taking naps in the middle of their shifts, while others tend to disappear without notice and return whenever they feel like it. 😂
Even so, experts believe this may be one of the most adorable public safety projects in recent years. One thing is certain: this is a system that absolutely deserves to be adopted around the world. 🐱❤️🌍😹
A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive.
When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him.
The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them.
By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again.
A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead.
The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.
I KNEW IT.
I’m sitting there with my little free casino drink thinking I’m battling math… meanwhile across the table is a 900-year-old lizard alien named Zorvak wearing a Hawaiian shirt, mirrored sunglasses, and a fake mustache absolutely cleaning out humanity on the roulette wheel.
Dealer: “Place your bets.”
Zorvak: blinks sideways
CIA agent in the corner: “Sir… he’s doing it again.”
And suddenly the ball lands on 23 for the FIFTH TIME.
Meanwhile I’m down $140 wondering if Mercury is in retrograde when really I’m getting financially conquered by a reptilian tourist on vacation from Alpha Centauri.
Vegas be like:
“No sir, the odds are completely fair.”
Meanwhile the guy next to me hasn’t blinked once since 1987 and ordered a steak by licking the menu.