GirlStoolie

[GirlStoolie @girlstoolie]

@stoolpresidente hi #preshoss. kind of surprised there wasn't an ideal valentines day from both perspectives posted. i'm back, hire me.

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Boyfriends who don't really understand or know what twitter is but also get mad at twitter **does the less than sign a million times**

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But @Numero_Two told me about chromeo so he gets a free pass

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One HUGE thing I want to bitch to my old followers for is the music recommendations. You guys sucked. I wasn't even looking for new.

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@BarstoolBigCat i was gonna try and play it cool but.... HI!!!!! sup?

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@BarstoolChief :). not sure how you had that available to upload so quick but i'll allow it.

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ok well i guess twitter got weird. https://t.co/5JDwuTZtT2

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@BarstoolChief hi! remember that time i made you a sweet ass graphic in powerpoint for a team that beat mine in the cup? people don't forget

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If I could figure out how to configure my profile, my tagline would say 'Only here because my boyfriend pissed me off'

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@mac_attackMMA @ILoveFeits only if the Bs win the cup. so no.

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@ILoveFeits HI!! its really me, i will answer any necessary trivia. feels real weird to try and restart my account, haha.

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& yeah it's really me and all that not a dude stuff. i lost my original account because it was inactive for so long i guess :(

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Things I liked: 1) Talented live music 2) Real happy hours 3) Walking everywhere. I traded all that for sitting in traffic on 128 again.

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3)* [I do it on accident sometimes, and it makes me want to verbally apologize for making things weird. Endless cycle.]

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3) People who make eye contact on the subway.

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2) Umbrellas. On a semi-windy day, they're pretty useless. On a really windy day, you feel like a dejected, wet asshole for even trying

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Things I hated: 1) 80+ degree trash day in New York makes you want to use a baby diaper as a gas mask while you walk down the street.

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I missed you guys too much. Also, moving to New York and getting a real job sucked.