𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓿G!tuma•🫧

ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴛᴜꜱᴋᴇʀꜱ ᴀᴛ 2ᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀꜱ ✨

[ً @artfuIchaos]

If i had the mindset I have now, I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. but if I hadn’t made those mistakes, I wouldn’t have the mindset i have now.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“I just wanted to hear your voice, that’s why I called.”

Bring back real chemistry and real lovers.

[𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓿G!tuma•🫧 @gitunyeee]

@LOOP_KE I really had the best service from Laura at Garden City Branch who was really patient and professional kudos to her.I really appreciate 🙏🏾

[Okwii🔥 @okwii_herbert]

HRs should introduce a policy that allows us to sell our leave days

[Island gworl🏝️ @ndzalyy_]

I wish tomorrow was December.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i wish tomorrow was Friday. i don't have energy for this week

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[ROCKSTAR @nextlevelwnate]

I’ve officially reached the “overworked and underfucked” chapter of adulthood. I get it now.

[Chan💋 @chvn3ll3]

nijikute na pombe tena omfg

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

Can we fast-forward to Friday already? I'm exhausted.

[Makau @thelowkeyLebron]

Wdym “hairline inahepa harufu ya mdomo”
This app is not a real place as they always say!!

[Uncle Ya Njugi @1juan1juan1juan]

Ile siku my niece atakuwa old enough kujua bei ya kinder joy inakaribia bei ya quarter ndio atajua I was never a stingy uncle

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[Waigera @_waigera]

This is one of the best news that I’ve received this year 🥳🔥

Thank you to everyone who mentioned and retweeted on that post, you all made this possible 🥳🔥🙏🏼

I’ll ensure I shoot for you the best aviation video that I’ve ever done 🔥🥳

@KenyaAirways Monday morning i’ll be among the first kuingia kwa gate 😂😅

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Ukipiwa lift ya bure na msee wa nduthi. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓿G!tuma•🫧 @gitunyeee]

@userkarugah Excellent customer service I really appreciate and would 💯 recommend anyone seeking to buy a phone

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Prof Hamo together with DJ shiti bumped into a street Worship team in Nakuru. They joined the team and Hamo pulled his magic leaving Shiti surprised.