nap enthusiast

he/him 💙 hazy’s manager

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

happy birthday to the goat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

in your 30’s there are few things better than watching your friends get money. you know they’re gonna be aight, & they can finally pay for dinner sometimes.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

i need to make more love songs.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

taylor swift performing at her own wedding is true goat behavior. she has all the records everyone else uses! lol

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

“it’s a love story, baby just say yes” never hit harder than on july 3rd 2026.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

taylor swift really manifested this whole thing ever since the cheerleader bleacher song. she’s living out her dreams…. so inspiring.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

you broke my heart

& all i got was this t-shirt.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

even though we didnt work out i still love you forever.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

i will always only love you.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

i'm not lazy i'm just conserving energy for a future event that will never come

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

what goes viral on twitter gets you cancelled on substack.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

edamame’s the popcorn of asian food.

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

there is no nap long enough. i've done the research

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

"you look tired" yeah you try living

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

drank a green tea after 6 wheres the nyquil

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

does anyone wanna buy my tesla

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

whatever you do dont say cali

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

every city name in California has three ways to pronounce it:
(1) the Spanish way
(2) the way an English speaker would pronounce it if they hadn't heard the name before
(3) the way locals actually pronounce it, which is neither of the previous two. like San Rafell and Beneesha

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

on the plus side things couldnt get much worse but they COULD get better

[scar @imfat]

27 to 33 will humble you fast

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

i know that u love me but i don’t think that u like me.