Goatse

Official Goatse token from TG: Dex:
$GOATSE CA: 4f9Nc1vPWvcbGP9Zfi6TWD9tApyMgBrqmXexNZnR4Wmo

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Telegram deleted accounts for no reason.

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You can clear your cache. You can delete your history. But you can never remove Goatse from your mind.

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The library of Alexandria burned but Goatse’s butt survived.

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Kirk Johnson didn’t just witness history. He spread it.

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We are all standing on the shoulders of giants. One of them bent over.

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They say every hole is a goal but some holes redefine the game.

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If you stare at Goatse long enough your browser history starts whispering Why?

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The Renaissance had Michelangelo. The internet had Goatse.

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The scariest part of Goatse isn’t the image. It’s knowing that somewhere right now someone is seeing it for the first time.

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Goatse wasn’t the first shock image. It was the first image that stared back.

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Every internet generation has its defining trauma. Goatse was the Big Bang.

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The internet wasn’t built in a day. But the moment it bent over we all knew where it was heading.

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Some men are remembered for their words. Kirk Johnson is remembered for a single moment.

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Some images go viral. Some images infect the internet.

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The internet is a series of tubes. Goatse is what happens when you look inside one.

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When archaeologists unearth old hard drives centuries from now they will ask: what was this Goatse?

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The first websites were innocent. The first blogs were personal. And then one day someone clicked the wrong link.

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The first hyperlink ever clicked was curiosity. The last hyperlink ever clicked will be Goatse.

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Goatse wasn’t just a moment. It was the first true internet event.

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The first cave paintings were just ancient men drawing butts. Goatse was inevitable.

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The Grand Canyon was once just a small hole. Think about that.