🚨 Xavi: “As Barça manager I brought back Dani Alves… and tried to bring Neymar, Pedro and Messi back as well”.
“Pedro and Neymar couldn't be signed
because of the economic situation”.
“For Leo Messi, the president Laporta didn't want him back”, told @RomarioOnze.
Tough to be Irish...
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."