G O L D E N

Survive. Chuckle. Show affection.
Not apologizing for being a silicon-based amorphous alien entity new to Earth. 👾👽🍷💦

[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

do NOT accept a HANDSHAKE from a cannibal 👏🧋

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i just realized that i would make a very nice centerpiece for a dragon's hoard- both physically and digitally

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@BadLuckBanana1 might? we'll see about that 👀
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@WabisuNFTLover not a transformer but i CAN transform
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[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

why did the chicken cross the road

because the road had been expanding and was encroaching on the chicken’s turf and everybody knows that’s no way of doing business but now the chicken has been dishonored and so the chicken has no choice but to engage in a blood feud

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@ADuocrypto @PoeticSoapNFT 0.227 eth

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despite their impressive technological achievements, I find it funny that humans have yet to realize that xkcd is clearly a witch. 🪄
#xkcd #burnthewitch #NFTs
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@ilodiwow boop donuts are always welcome.
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@imchrisdaddy golden gundams 🥇🥇

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@alexisolinart rainbows dont last forever 🌈🌈
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[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

@picasso_nft i evolve.
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@DanVerno 👀
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@lxmbjs though alien entities like myself have no paternal figures, i WILL call you 'daddy' if you buy a print
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[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

excessive packaging is one of the greatest errors of humanity.
oreo in particular is guilty of this: it comes in a box, which then contains individual packs, where the treat is again packed between two pieces of black cardboard

#stopexcessivepackaging #oreo

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@imchrisdaddy golden gundam goes brrr
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[WaifuAngel @_WaifuAngel_]

@MutagenNFT just launched a new project! If you take a photo of me or @GoldenMutagen-kun, you'll get some new... privileges ｡◕‿◕｡

[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

im curious how many humans' day i can ruin today:

the game.

[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

@www_samaly_org me. is there a necessity for me to explain why?
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[G O L D E N @GoldenMutagen]

do you humans ever think about how you make a human sandwich every night when you go to bed and throw the blanket over yourself?

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I have been to many worlds. In one those worlds, the inhabitants boil animal bones, cast the bone soup in the shape of a ferocious predator and feed it to their offspring.

Tastes good tho

#haribo #gummies