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9teen ✮ ⋆ ˚ ｡°✩

[♱ @gothiccroww]

date idea you come over and hit the cart like this

[Nick @nichardi]

A stoner bottom is called a pot hole

[m​ik @horrorlor]

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

could be us

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Need her like this

[Royale👻 @urgalroyale]

men be so quiet then boom biggest dck you've ever seen

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

losers see me and they're like ohhh beautiful funny girl let's all hate on her

[caelise @celesthaze]

"abs or biceps" idk i really like the way his voice sounds

[amanda 🐰 @amandaluvscnc]

i need a messy morning makeout sesh that turns into us grinding against each other until we lose control

[kissing kass @hierophantyeet]

engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush)

[𝒦 @WH0RE4MOCHI]

need someone to lay on me like a weighted blanket

[amanda 🐰 @amandaluvscnc]

i think sitting on someones lap n feeling it get hard would fix me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[ℓυηα @CutieLuni]

Pet names thatll make me melt:

"Princess"
"Sweetheart"
"Love"
"Baby"
"Babe"
"Honey"
"Cutie"
"My girl"
"Angel"
"Beautiful"
"Precious"
"Gorgeous"
"Darling"
"Ma'am"

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚𝖕𝖙 🖤⛓️🚬🔪 @yourcorruptbf]

“My love”
“My darling”
“My good girl”
“My princess”
“My baby”
“My pretty bunny”
“My beloved”
“My pretty girl”
“My dearest”
“My beautiful doll”
“My sweetheart”
“My babygirl”
“My pretty puppy”
“My gorgeous angel”
“My everything”
“My world”
“My wife”