GoutsydePhil

It's only Twitter, why you have to be mad?

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@blandpolecat Happy Birthday!!!!

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Find someone who looks at you like detractors look at Phil's body.

I swear Phil could retire off of detractor subs if he opened up an onlyfans with how much you goon over him.

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@bm2kx @PwrWorldLIVE

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@TriGremlin @4ardwolf @blandpolecat No, why would I get mad about how much gas someone uses? That's what you retards do.

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@4ardwolf @blandpolecat No I just think you all are retarded with some of the things you try to dunk on Phil about.

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@meerkat_ink Okay I thought you were being sarcastic but Austin, Rock, Flair and HBK all won their last matches lmao

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@BroSydePhil This about me! Reeee!

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One thing I love is when DSP lists reasons why he is too busy. Last night it was:
1) "do more stuff"
2) clean Jasper's fountain
3) change clothes (the dude who wears pajamas on stream)
4) relax with muh wife

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When Phil talks about "upcoming bills" he's usually talking about the $130 Doordash BBQ food meals he buys and throws out because oh no the meat is dry you expect a king to eat dry meat I have no money but I'll throw away three tips goals worth of food.

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WHO THE FUCK SAYS "BBQ FOOD"

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Someone make DSP watch this https://t.co/CccL9bhsA8

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I love how Phil is always telling his viewers how tough life will be when they grow up and become adults but also brags about how his community aren't kids they're 30 year olds.

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Phil complaining about how tough life is because he has to beat the Elden Ring boss while his wife has to stay at work late and you'll learn about this hardship when you get older.

All while Superblindman is dead.

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Fuck me stop derailing my timeline. If you have DSP in your username shut the fuck up about Trump

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*Anybody does a combo against him* PATTERN PATTERN HES DOING A PATTERN

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Moments before disaster:

"I made her rage quit :) She gave up!" "It's all about the equipment! If you have the talent, you just need the tools!"

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@UmRahShiUhDo > Gets thrown

"CAN'T BLOC... CAN'T DO ANYTHING"

Preloaded ass excuses.

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Imagine not knowing that you have rights to your name, image and likeness.