GovDeSantis

A Florida man. A parody account.

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Just to be clear, this account does not belong to the actual governor of Florida, who is a reprehensible asshole.

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@advancingtruth Honestly, wouldn't our state be better off if most of its citizens were sterilized?

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@BobHallReboot @foggybottomgal

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@irassacks

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@Uhuruhsiempre

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I've been wearing a mask since day one!

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New state emblem, whatcha think?

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@JulieTyrrell3

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@WPTV

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@Morals_Values @GrandpaSnarky Sorry, I didn't mean seasonal. I meant seasoning. As in, it's sprinkled all over Florida.

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@Molly6266 @GrandpaSnarky

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@Sirnes76 Disproven medicine for all!

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@DigbyDe I would, but, I'm afraid the assignments might be too hard for me.

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@THanzalone @GovLarryHogan I AM A PUBLIC HEALTH TOOL.

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Flaridia state berd

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@rbird5541 @realDonaldTrump Absolutely. If one public health expert briefly lowers his mask, it means the entire body of medical research is moot and should be ignored!

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I mean, how was I supposed to know reopening Florida in the middle of an uncontrolled pandemic wasn't going to go well?

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@AdamSudbury @lgkdesign @OrangeCoFL The time for kids to go back to the germ factories is NOW. Grandma is dying for them to go. Dying.

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@Nancabell

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@thegorn @gtconway3d