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Keeping you informed right at the top in Government. Insider conversations with our political leaders

[Pogle @PogleSarah]

I'm Princess Pogle and it's my first birthday today. I want to be Prime Minister #leaderdebates. Free bones for everybody

[Sarah Vanbergen @BizzySarah]

Alconbury Conservative's set to decorate tree 4 Festival this weekend in Church. Fairy or angel? @David_Cameron

[Richard Vanbergen @Bizincambs]

UKIP have made enquiries about hiring David Moyes.

His experience at getting out of Europe has piqued their interest.

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What's the difference between a politician and a thief?

We only pay one of them to rob us.

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Do you believe in democracy?

1) Yes

2) Absolutely

3) Of course

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So David Cameron has visited Somerset.

He's after the floating voters.

[Richard Vanbergen @Bizincambs]

The people don't know their true power

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Ed Balls has vowed to reintroduce the 50p tax rate for top earners,
I must say, I'll sleep better on my park bench tonight knowing that.

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Your only wish

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It was so cold in London today I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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90% of obese people have the fat gene which makes them eat crap food & sit around all day, the gene responsible is called 'Benefits'

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Asked about his plans for the weekend, Ed Miliband said he wouldn't rule anything out but it was likely to remain between friday and monday

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Merkel has called Obama to say

"It is not acceptable for friends to spy on each other."

well... that's what the NSA is saying she's said.

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The NSA is mad at Edward Snowden & the US are calling for his extradition. They clearly didn't like it when he violated their privacy.

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Chancellor George Osborne has said that the UK's economy is 'leaving intensive care'.

If it's in an NHS hospital, we're buggered

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Where do mythical creatures stand in the world of politics?

Left of centaur.

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5 happiest places to be
1: Benefit Office
2: immigration Advisory Off.
3: Welfare Off.
4: over-seas aid off.
5: PO collecting dole money

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Disaster in Cyprus today, as the Government was turned down for a loan by Wonga,com

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BBC SOURCES:

coalition party to enforce garden tax on snowmen!

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There hasn't been a new conspiracy theory for ages,

I think the government is blocking them.