GrandProtrusion

My mind is a constant cloud of retardation. My tweets are the ethereal condensate that drips from the top

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My sense of humor is somewhere between a pothead and an 8-year-old. Both of which are super racist

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@gingrjoke2 Oh damn these are awesome

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@MrEnlightened9 @deltaozzimo Holy based

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Unsheathed my cock to a malodorous effect

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@bluesky_42_ The modern expression of suicidal ideation comes from a feedback loop using negative coping methods to remedy learned helplessness. These people are trapped in their own prisons, not calculating outcomes. This post is gay

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@novasoupONLINE If Twitter has taught me anything, you've either gotta get really really sad and make something with gay people in it, or get really really mad and make something with racist people in it

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Jarvis, show me the USA rate of THC consumption alongside the rate of LGBT identifying individuals over the past 6 years

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@Video_Junk 2.5D Beat'em Up for sure

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Just got caught adjusting my hard-on at work. I told my boss I have a health issue, but now I need to produce medical proof I have a weiner 6+ inches or I lose my job. If you know ANYONE who can forge an official certificate of penis length please reach out to me

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Farting in my office chair got me feeling like an air hockey puck

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@rapistprincess People mistake self-love as this active, involved process. The most important thing to do is to be aware of your wants and needs, no matter how trivial or inconvenient, and try to meet them for yourself. It is about letting yourself do things and supporting yourself

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@oldfriend99 When the CEO says something so humanphobic you gotta hittem with that $2b lawsuit stare

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@Sagutxis Gentrification and Dragons

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Women love going to school for 20 years without any particular objective because their favorite activity is mindlessly receiving instructions and executing them without critically examining their origin or purpose

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Drank so much Baja Blast I wet my pants with every fluid

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@blacknredtext Legendary post

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@flonchcore God I can't wait to realize my childhood dream of becoming mousetrap

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@GobaDev Obviously start using the awful ai tictok voice

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@blacknredtext @ShadyIndividu4l We are just animals with a completely separate consciousness that we inhabit

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@GKP_light @ShitpostRock2 I thought the exact same thing. The quoted post is obviously a troll, but this post is in irony limbo