Arbeloa! He eats paella! he drinks Estrella!

Wouldst thou like to live Más?. #FFC Sufferer #BritishRKCFans He/Him.. Trans rights, motherfucker!!!!

[Arbeloa! He eats paella! he drinks Estrella! @grantsales]

@fabbrilous Me, to Kane

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

BREAKING: Colorado Football has opted out of CFB 27 as part of the #CFBPlayDontPay movement.

The Buffaloes team will not be playable and no players on the roster will appear in the game.

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

You had a great run Achraf Hakimi. It’s time to go to prison

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Since joining Twitter, you've posted an average of 111.4 times per day. Assuming you sleep for 8 hours, that's about 7 times per hour or once every 9 mins.

Since joining Twitter, @DrAllyLouks has posted an average of 1.4 times per day.

You post 80 times more often than her.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: Hugo Oliveira is the leading candidate to take over at Strasbourg. BlueCo impressed by his job at Famalicao. Was in the running for the Fulham job and now likely to move to Ligue 1 with Strasbourg.

[teddy BLT @teddybeerlover]

Kit rumours #ffc #fulham #coyw

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

🚨 WATCH: Oakeshott turns a whiter shade of pale as she learns live on Talk TV that the Met has launched a criminal investigation into George Cottrell’s mother and her siphoning of half a million pounds to Tricky Dicky.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

I think you can argue many things, but football violence being a foreign import into the UK isn't one of them.

[JM @sussexwhites]

Just seen the new kit it’s the best home shirt we’ve had under the khans fact

[The Finance Guy @OneFinanceGuy]

Hi @IsabelOakeshott. Given news involving loans between George Cottrell and @TiceRichard, and Cottrell's friendship with Simon Dolan (photo of his gf below at Mustique's Mandalay aka Bowie Villa), can you clarify why your company took £200k from Dolan with your flat as collateral, and immediately after that amount is loaned to the director (you)?
https://t.co/xzhliffdFE

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

A man married to a current MP and former conservative Home Secretary and Attorney General whose wedding happened at THE HOUSE OF COMMONS is referring to a man with a bin for a face as 'an establishment tool.' We are truly on the stupidest timeline.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

WELCOME TO MINNESOTA, MELO 🐺

[Arbeloa! He eats paella! he drinks Estrella! @grantsales]

@feral_luxury

[INDYCAR Racing The Game @indycargame]

INDYCAR Racing The Game, the highly anticipated official standalone INDYCAR video game developed by iRacing Studios is set to launch in early 2027 on PlayStation 5, Xbox consoles, and PC via Steam!

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

You don't need 20/20 vision to see that Olivia Miles is a historically great rookie. The second overall pick has been destroying defenses with splendid passes and an eye for dramatic, clutch heroics. The rookie sensation stars on SLAM 263.

⭐ https://t.co/Azr46n5QCT

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

It was VERY IRRESPONSIBLE for Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, to fly his less-safe and badly painted “Air Fraud One” to Turkey while we are at WAR — a war he started! When things got dangerous, the Secret Service told him to get back on the REAL Air Force One (the Classic, Beautiful, and FAR SUPERIOR plane) because his jumbo jet from Qatar was not good enough or remotely secure. VERY BAD LOOK FOR THE “LEADER” OF THE FREE WORLD! I do not care for Dozy, he is a very Nasty Man who treats the People of California and Working Americans badly. But even I, his strongest critic, understand that the President should not put our entire Country at RISK because he likes a fancy plane. A REAL LEADER chooses PERFORMANCE over LOOKS. DISQUALIFYING! — Governor Gavin C. Newsom

[Benjamin Butterworth @benjaminbutter]

Laila must be on speed dial to the RAC with how many car crashes she’s had this week