AlmostDogFood

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

Fuck Vietnam and fuck the moon

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

We all know that one girl who’d be so hot if she didn’t smoke crack

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

Those sandy cheeks turned me from a barnacle boy to a mermaid man

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@bluewmist It would take over 16 years of 6k a week to reach 5 million dollars

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@GRobs_Boston Busch light

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

I love getting drunk and eating pussy

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@Jmontez2112 @BuffaloKiddd lol ur fucking stupid

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@Jmontez2112 @BuffaloKiddd Name them

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@Jmontez2112 @BuffaloKiddd No one in the league is even close to him

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@SSJ_ose @Jmontez2112 The Steelers are Lamar’s bitch

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@Jmontez2112 @BuffaloKiddd Hating on greatness

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

@itsaboutthebaag This made me think of a universe where Jordan peele got marvel ripped and it freaked me out real bad

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

If I could go back in time
And have a conversation with 8 year old me
I’d tell him that the future is amazing
And we all drive flying cars.

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

Feels really great when I write poetry on here and the only like is a porn bot

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

We’re all just tourists
Clinging at lifeboats
Hoping for bosom.

The sweet and the warm
Are for the dead,
not the survivors
Who cling to life cold and frosty.

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

The empire dissolves!
And we are tribes once again.

And where is my tribe? Far. Gone.
Not forgotten, but remembered wrong.

Remembered in a different way. Remembered changed. Remembered different. Remembered forgotten.

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WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY EMPIRE IS ENDING

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

Sneezing is your face ejaculating. You feel it coming, your eyes roll back and you lose motor function for a moment, sometimes if you feel it coming and you focus too hard you lose it. Plus you shoot out goop haha.

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

What would you do in an Abercrombie Apocalypse?

[AlmostDogFood @grassfed]

8 yr old walking into their parents room in the middle of the night: “mom… dad… I hawk tua’d”