“America doesn’t have culture”
Our former President’s son is correcting someone who called him a meth addict instead of a crack head while also throwing around slurs
Keep my country’s name out of your mouth
I just talked to an HOA Karen in North Texas.
She found 17 candidates in her HOA who are likely H-1B landlords out of compliance with their visa conditions.
HOA Karens are an absolute pleasure to work with.
Do you have HOA members who are H-1B landlords? We can boot them out of your HOA and America for being out of compliance.
My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.
“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”
UK soccer people on Twitter like "Americans just don't get it, oi? All their soulless corporate stadiums with indoor plumbing will never have the aura of 8,000 packing the terraces of Old Shittingdon for a nil-nil match, slipping on each other's vomit and singing Georgie Girl"
As Governor, I won’t measure our success by GDP.
Instead, we’ll measure it by
- how many young people are married and own homes.
- how many families can live on a single income.
- how many of our seniors can retire comfortably.