Deadly Honeydew

Fruit don't talk... Fruit just listens

[Deadly Honeydew @GreatTurmaculus]

"Open up the Fuckin Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell!"

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

Here is a snippet of how it works - I am fine tuning OHIO before i deploy across all 50 states.

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

FRANCE IS COOKED 😭

Just take a second to realize that people are thrown into a police van for praying... at a fucking church.

But sure, let's roll out the red carpet at the altar for an avant-garde DJ wearing giant safety scissors like a WWE championship belt.

The fact that the sign of the cross is now treated as a public threat while this is considered peak culture means the timeline is entirely cooked 🙂‍↔️

[Deadly Honeydew @GreatTurmaculus]

Everyone should consider filing a FOIA request on this topic, available here: https://t.co/i8o9jmLJ6d

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

https://t.co/jgNdxE5XNf

[Deadly Honeydew @GreatTurmaculus]

A perfect explanation of the dichotomy between men and women, but also the love.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

https://t.co/Zs6zjPz0NK

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

No drone play, right?

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

They are migrants returning home.

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

My new tool - soon to be available for all people and journalists for free - tracks MONEY. Here I have a screenshot of UN/ WORLD BANK money - I chose CHINA to show much money THEY are not getting BUT curiously @save_children sends funds to CHINA - WHY?
This will be live today or tomorrow - wait till you see the funds.

[MILO @Nero]

It’s not a religion. It’s certainly not Christian. LDS is referred to by academics as a “new religious movement,” polite sociological jargon for cult. It’s a more successful sibling to Scientology, Christian Science, Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Moonies. It’s not real.

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[FLgal726 @FLgal726]

@TheChiefNerd Ben Stiller #FAGS Film Actors Guild
CAA Central Casting
https://t.co/uaPMnFznsy

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

On the 58th anniversary of my dad’s assassination, I’m remembering moments like this: touch football on Cape Cod with my siblings — David, Kathleen, Courtney, and me. #GetOutside #LiveRealLife

[Denise Wu @denisewu]

Free advice: Since this day (June 4, 1989) doesn’t exist in CCP’s eyes. Posting photos from the #TiananmenSquare8964 keeps the Little Pinks out of your business posts.

[Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine]

I am so grateful that the President nominated me for this job. There is not a birthday gift that can compete!

[Deadly Honeydew @GreatTurmaculus]

I mean, he's not wrong 🤷‍♀️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Chaos Coordinator @idontexistTore]

Ummm why is one trying to be taller and the other shorter?

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

After I questioned Secretary Rubio on Code Pink and their ties to the CCP, their organization followed me out, berated me, and then their head person here in DC smacked me.

I will be filing charges.