Greg Ehemann

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When it comes to headwear, “One size fits most” can kiss my butt. Damn the Ehemann head! Ha!

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Once a month I rotate all of my dishes in the cupboard. I always feel bad for the one at the bottom that just carries the weight of his buddies yet never gets used. Just sayin.

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@nut_history Orlando Cepeda and Carl Yastrzemski

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@Nati_Sports Eric Davis
Scott Rolen

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@kiley_byrne Congrats Kiley! Show them what you got!!!

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The world started going downhill when Tom and Jerry became friends. Just sayin.

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Whitney Houston’s Star Spangled Banner is the best ever. I’ll punch anyone in the face that disagrees. Just sayin.

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Always wondered why we free Barrabas every year. Dude is a bad guy, just sayin. We should let the other guy go once and see how that would work out. Happy Palm Sunday!

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Tommy Pham = Matt Kemp. Playing for numbers, not for the team. Play the young guys!

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@icemikeg3 Not sure you understand what a FOREVER home means. Good luck in the future. It was a pleasure watching you play.

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If I was transported back in time to cave man days, with the knowledge that I have now, I think I would only be able to help invent the wheel! I should be better than that. Just sayin!

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I believe the smaller the car, the longer it drives in the passing lane on the highway! Nothing but Corollas, Civics and Priuses out there! MOVE OVER!!!! 65 ain't cutting it! (Old man rant over)

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@Super70sSports Cool Hand Luke!

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Burt told Ned, come join us for a quick canoe trip. It will be fun he said!

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Mandatory masks at airports comes in handy in the men’s bathrooms. Keep flushing as you go fellas, it doesn’t cost you anything. Just sayin!

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@docatkins8 Always come in handy! Just sayin!

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It’s a dad law to have at least 20 fast food napkins in your car glovebox at all times! Tell me I’m wrong.

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Am I wrong for reaching past the first seven slices of bread to get to the middle slices on a new loaf? If I am I don’t wanna be right. Just sayin!

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Is it just me or do beers at 4:00 PM on a Friday with the Masters on TV just taste better?

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Had a delivery window from 1-5 yesterday. They show up at 4:58. Can I charge them for the 3:58 hours of my time??