Greg Wukasch

26 years telling stories at the San Antonio Water System. Love my God. Love my wife. Love my kids. Love my grandkids. (And I bleed UTSA orange).

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

“The society that scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."
-John Gardner

[𝐒𝐀𝐖𝐒 🪴🐝 🌺 @MySAWS]

Here to help when our customers are having a hard time paying their water bill — be it a job loss or an unexpected emergency. More info: https://t.co/EPQmazdZUj @COSAGOV

[Rogue Water Lab @RogueWaterLab]

🍽️ What’s on the menu at #Catalyst2026? Over the next few weeks, we’re serving up previews of the experiences waiting in San Diego. First up: the Balboa Park Behavioral Science Lab with Jennifer Tabanico. Reserve your seat before it’s full! 👉 https://t.co/hLeZ9eWcQG

[𝐒𝐀𝐖𝐒 🪴🐝 🌺 @MySAWS]

Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate…

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

@the_maldolorian It’s the first time in the playoffs where their inexperience is absolutely evident from coach to the 6th man of the year. They are shell shocked. #GSG

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

Lifelong #Spurs fan but the moment is too big for them. #OKC series was their championship.

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

I wish someone would identify every seat where a Knick’s fan is sitting where a @spurs ticket holder usually sits and publicly shame them. 😉
#Pathetic

[JeffGSpursZone @JeffGSpursZone]

What a sight in downtown San Antonio.... a huge alien face hovers over the cars honking in celebration after the Spurs punch their ticket to the 2026 NBA Finals #nba #porvida #sanantonio #gospursgo (via threads)

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Greetings, @NBA Finals.

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

I love you @Whataburger but bad form today. Opened my #1 Whatasized all the way, ready to dig in, and found this! 😳
Plain and dry! #Disappointed for sure!

[𝐒𝐀𝐖𝐒 🪴🐝 🌺 @MySAWS]

Editorial Board: “These are tough times financially — we feel inflation, too — but we unreservedly support the rate increase.

“It’s paramount that San Antonio invests in its water #infrastructure and water security. It’s pay now or pay later. And if we pay later, we will pay more.”

https://t.co/oTCRJZ5Y4O

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

What an honor it’s been to dream, design, develop and deliver a new water system themed classroom educational space here in San Antonio for Harlandale ISD. Welcome to HydroCore:Guardian of the Water Grid. We welcome our first group of students on June 5th.

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

@Gutiefam3 Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it, I still laugh until I cry. 🤣😂

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

😂🤣😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Diabolical sign from Spurs fans to a guy who chipped half his tooth out a couple days ago

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

😂🤣

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

The Blazers at practice on Monday, trying to figure out a way to guard Wemby

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

@SportsCenter @ESPNNBA With all due respect Thunder fans I think you forget that we (Spurs) have 5 banners hanging in the rafters and have been to 6 Finals. We didn’t copy anything from you. Playoff shirts have been part of our DNA since 1999. 😉

[Greg Wukasch @greg_wukasch]

THEME PARK TIP OF THE DAY: It’s often preferable to ensure the color of your drink and the color of your rollercoaster compliment each other nicely. You are welcome. 😉🎈
@SeaWorld @SeaWorldTexas

[rivercitykiiid ❤️💛💙🏀 @rivercitykiiid]

this might be the most #PorVida edit i’ve ever made 🤭 VIVA FIESTA SAN ANTONIO 🪅 & GSG 🏀🌟 can’t wait for this playoff run to start!!!

[Mark Burnett @SpursSixthMan]

👀 It’s almost time my friends!!!
It's soooo beautiful!!
WEAR YOUR SHIRTS y'al!!!

[𝐒𝐀𝐖𝐒 🪴🐝 🌺 @MySAWS]

🏀Playoff Ready! #GSG