GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander

Comedian. American. Dutchman. BoomChicago, 'ZondagMetLubach,' Solo show KING ME: 250 Years of Donald Trump (Fall 2026) + Suave Corp. Speaker & Event Host.

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The REPRINT is here! But which is the 2023 version & which is 2016?
HOW TO BE DUTCH: the QUIZ. All the questions that SHOULD be on the #Dutch Citizenship Exam.

#gregshapiro #netherlandssecond #standupcomedian #standup #theamericannetherlander #howtobedutch #dutchamerican

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Why does #NATO boss #Rutte call #Trump "Daddy"? ("because he likes children")

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote #nato #rutte #trumpdaddy

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How do the #Dutch prepare for a #NATOsummit? With Directness.

#gregshapiro #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote #nato #dutchculture #dutchdirect

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Dutch TV asked me why I’m writing ‘KING ME: 250 Years of Donald #Trump.’ Just in time for the #midterms…

Content by @EenVandaag .
(formatting by me)
#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote #trump #usa250

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"I overturned his #RedCard, using my Orange Card, and now I'm going to revoke his Green Card."

This fall #KingMe: 250 Years of Donald #Trump

https://t.co/vI7wIKAAmH

#gregshapiro #dutch #boomchicago #comedyshow #eventhost #keynote #teamusa #worldcup #balogun #fifa

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How different was #July4, 1976 from #usa250? I spoke to @EenVandaag :

https://t.co/V1IFvzgvmB

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote #eenvandaag @AVROTROS

[GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander @gregoryshapiro]

Congrats to @TheProteinBrewery getting the #EU GREEN LIGHT to sell green protein. The EU is going to be doing #mushrooms, y'all!
https://t.co/CbKwd4DdnG

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #proteinbrewery #biotech #plantbased

[GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander @gregoryshapiro]

US grad students are coming to the #Netherlands to research Dutch #WaterManagement. Please, USA – manage your water! And #Dutch people, please continue funding the The Netherland-America Foundation.
https://t.co/KH3ijqZ1jG

#gregshapiro #kingme #eventhost #dutchamerican

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"In the USA we don't do kings. Something's got to give." My interview on #EenVandaag comparing #July4 1976 to #usa250.

For full piece: https://t.co/jbbBoF5z59

Thanks @NOS & @EenVandaag

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #comedyshow #trump #nokings #eenvandaag

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Here's me on 4th of July 1976, before we reintstated the king.
#nokings
https://t.co/jbbBoF5z59

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote

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Today USA celebrates having a king again. I was interviewed on Dutch TV to discuss our non-celebration. #nokings
https://t.co/jbbBoF5z59

Thanks @NOS & @EenVandaag

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #comedyshow #eventhost #keynote #usa #usa250 #trump #independenceday

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Hey, that's my quote

[Matthijs Pontier, PhD 🏴‍☠️ Piratenpartij @Matthijs85]

"Hoe is het in godsnaam mogelijk dat we, na 250 jaar, onze onafhankelijkheid van een koning vieren, maar nu in feite weer een koning hebben?" https://t.co/8YW9YEy688 🇺🇸 #eenvandaag

[Matthijs Pontier, PhD 🏴‍☠️ Piratenpartij @Matthijs85]

"Hoe is het in godsnaam mogelijk dat we, na 250 jaar, onze onafhankelijkheid van een koning vieren, maar nu in feite weer een koning hebben?" https://t.co/8YW9YEy688 🇺🇸 #eenvandaag

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@Matthijs85 @BoomChicago @barthettema @josefinhoenders @hartmuseum @Splunk_Jenny @VerminSupreme @J_DUB17 @PitschGreg @KingsAmerican My quote exactly! (See you in September for #KingMe)

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Dutch fans cheering for Cape Verde now?

https://t.co/7ZrvhrhFtP

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote

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If you’re a former colonial power in the World Cup, and you hear the term “penalties“ it must do something to you psychologically.
#netherlands

[GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander @gregoryshapiro]

HEAT WAVE! Luckily my neighbor planted an illegal tree (years ago), and today I cleared a space under it.
#keepcool #moretrees #planttrees #heatwave #greenspace #greencity

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote

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Gooood morning @goedemorgen_wnl! I was a guest on the Dutch morning show with Tom Egbers, @kirstenverdel & @berendvstraaten, and it was @welmoedsijtsma’s last day. So maybe I’ll have to fill in with fidanekiz. Ha ha. Photo by @kevimvanarnhem.

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Actor’s log: Father’s Day show.

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote

[GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander @gregoryshapiro]

My kids are pretty big, so I need to focus on plants. I’m nursing a baby birch tree, a red pine tree and a propagated pothos plant. Happy #fathersday

[GregShapiro | TheAmericanNetherlander @gregoryshapiro]

I'm married to a mid-50's woman, and yes I am seeing her come into her POWER. Not enough people talking about this
NYT Gift Article:
https://t.co/rnRvfciueD

#gregshapiro #dutch #kingme #boomchicago #climatepositive #comedyshow #corporateevents #eventhost #keynote