Joe Isham

‘90s Dallas traffic guy. Comedy improv. Honourary 🇨🇦. MeFite. Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@JoonesNorma Well, yeah, and the fact that we have wimpy 120 V from the walls

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@Pontifex Holy Father, I am praying for a full recovery from your recent surgery. May The Great Physician heal you and protect you from further illness, so that you may continue to bear faithful witness. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, AMEN.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@JusticeLandau Lenster for clerk of court!

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@Harpers_Studio … Oh, in the GAME!

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@Harpers_Studio And if you’re so important why won’t they pay to better yourself and your career?

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@Harpers_Studio Let me look for my resume creation guide from my last funemployment.

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@Harpers_Studio What a great feeling!

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@Harpers_Studio +1!

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@KenPaxtonTX Sounds like socialism to me.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@sscjusa If they would like to speak to a Saint they may ask intercessions at any time.

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@JusticeLandau It’s hard to see those when they’re on the back of your head. I’m trying to start something at my company to fund training for barbers/hairdressers to spot skin cancers.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@Gertsroyals Thank you. I know that “aa” can be used to represent “å” when the keyboard does not allow it. I just wanted to clarify.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@GlitchMoth Yes, you are.

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@KeithOlbermann Looking forward to it! Hope you are well!

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

If @Verizon does sell to SpaceX they can say goodbye to me as a 20+ year customer

[Harper's Studio || Fit check for my debt work era @Harpers_Studio]

Leon is discovering Umbrella's secrets. Claire is doing what she can to save Sherry. Meanwhile... what's Jill been up to? Resident Evil 3REvisited starts NOW!

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[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@McFranchisee I have noticed that chains that switch from Coke to Pepsi are on their way down and trying to save money however they can.

[Joe Isham @gridlockjoe]

@abc13houston It’s time to go to complete open-road tolling on the Beltway (or remove tolls altogether!)