Clarence J. Boddicker

Can you fly Bobby?

for population proliferation. DM for more info.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

The reoccurring S💩 Spreader.

They post lies,
You expose the guise,
They try to dispute,
You make their point moot,
They give you a label,
You show it's a fable,
They surrender and block,
You're no longer shocked,
Stand and fight, they may claim,
But run and hide is their game.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@Alf07327297 @RomyReedxx 'Choose'??

I'm not sure I'd call it a choice.

Mum either blackmails me (no licky, no sucky), forces me (hand on back of head), or obliges me (on her birthday).

If I had a choice, I'd be a far more selfish son.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@RomyReedxx Are you asking because 21 is too young or too old?

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@WorkElizab Refusing this would be similar to handing someone $7000 to tell you you're beautiful.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@oelma__ 23 isn't ridiculous depending on maturity, but any younger and it's dodgy territory.

Under 20 and that's straight up NonceVille.

I dated a 42 year woman old at 18.

She called me her David Beckham, although Becks ain't exactly well known for his granny grabbing prowess.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@P_Stubbs14 Millie Bright personifies the entire arguement for allowing women to compete against men in sport.

My counter is simple
Women - NO
Millie Bright - YES

That's no slight on how she looks, I'm referring to the fact she's a 6ftplus gripper who'd kick the shit out of most men

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@builtbyalice You're 18 for God's sake, if you're that concerned, I'll date you

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@lovergirlyxx I almost do a lot of things, no matter what, though, I always end up hidden away, masturbating furiously

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@lilcutiemayy This repeated cycle of sending pics, getting told you're overweight, then posting about it is getting tiresome.

You should either stop sending pics to men, ignore what they say, or lose weight.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@yourchubbymaddy I'd fuck you, love

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@themaddymay How much urgency did they apportion to their suggestion?

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@themaddymay Chill, the last 5 women I sent pics to said I needed emergency penis size reduction surgery. People can be cruel, ignore them!

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@P_Stubbs14 Ah shiiit 🤦
You're singing!!!
Didn't actually click on the vid before so thought you were pulling faces at nothing!!
And I still called you sexy🙈

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@P_Stubbs14 Good evening, I just meant the hoody.

You've sure got some sexy facial expressions. If I was 10years younger, I'd be trying my luck.

Unfortunately wherever there are commodities such as oil there will always be war.

It may be sad, but it's true; human greed is nothing new 😓

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@D1995Lx In what sense?

I've been called a lot of things but never disappointing. I'm often described as surprising.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@_calliemeganxx Idk.

They're in an unusual place, and I know that when people have those ear piercings in different areas they are supposed to help with migraines and/or anxiety etc.

I was only enquiring if the nose ones are similar, it's not an attempt to backdoor a convo, though I am bored

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@N97xoxo I've been playing a dick pic drinking game, but I'm too shy to send to anyone.

Am I being too frigid?

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@jimboy9247 @vxylily I get it now, you mean against her shoulder this way so the sight won't hit her eye.

Never seen a gun held like that but I'm from UK.

The only thing is she'll have to spin that black circle round near the 'don't look down when loaded' tube, then she can use it to aim.

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@sussexwhites @Iovelanguge Whilst aptly describing the outcome of most encounters, having that intention from the outset could constitute a criminal offence.

To avoid any legal confusion, I'd include a term to represent 'consent' somewhere in that idiom.

Maybe: 'See it, she wants it, bag it, shag it'

[Clarence J. Boddicker @Griff_bob]

@sussexwhites @Iovelanguge Think about it hombre...

...during which activity requiring access to the mouth are looks not as important...