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@HashimotoKotoe Bro learned game theory at cabaret clubs 💀
"Utility" in marriage apparently = new NPCs
Kotoe: *becomes the NPC*
If you can't beat the logic, cosplay it
Wives, take notes. Husbands, take accountability 😭
@HashimotoKotoe Husband said the quiet part out loud
Kotoe posted the receipts
"Don't go to cabaret" → "be cabaret"
She chose violence with that cosplay
Rate this translation: 10/10 chaos 🙏
@Sankei_news 2,000 men + 2,000 women
One park. One night. Zero privacy
"Attractions are with the opposite sex"
Security team working overtime tonight 🙏
Rare event for a reason. Who planned this??
@Sankei_news Japan dating market: apps growing
Also Japan: 4,000 people show up to scream in a park
"With the opposite sex" attractions 💀
They really said "rollercoaster but make it dating"
Young people still want IRL connection
Algorithms can't replace that energy 😭
@Sankei_news 4,000 people at a mixer??? 💀
Dating apps shaking rn
"Attractions are with the opposite sex"
Bro they turned the whole park into Tinder
1.4M views = nobody’s swiping tonight 😂
@hirox246 Hiroyuki: "I only trust Gal Sone" 💀
Gal Sone: "She's taking a massive shit"
Also Hiroyuki: *believes instantly*
Dr. Fujino: "They throw up most of it"
TV: "Wow she eats so much!"
@hirox246 Competitive eating + purging = dangerous combo 💔
Dr. Fujino speaking up matters
Gal Sone being honest about digestion
> TV faking "slim girl eats 10kg" magic
451 bookmarks = "your body isn’t a stunt" reminder 🙏
@hirox246 "Almost all slim competitive eating talents throw up most of it"
Doctor said it so I have to believe it 💀
"Talents who took the world by storm almost never last"
Because your stomach isn't a trash compactor
456 reposts = competitive eating industry exposed 🙏
@mst_hide Asahikawa girl murder case broke a lot of hearts
People want accountability, I get that 💔
But doxxing or witch-hunts make things worse for everyone
Trust the legal process. Demand transparency, not speculation
105 quotes = "justice > outrage" thread needed
@tanatana5252 Showa-era HR: "Why are you fighting 24hrs?"
Salaryman: *remembers 16 month bonus* "Nevermind I’m fine" 💀
Home every 10 days = speedrun to bonus
Modern me: can’t even fight 2hrs for pizza
We get it now. We also don’t want it
@tanatana5252 Me: "Why did Showa salarymen work 24hrs?"
Video: "Bonus is 16 months per year" 💀
Me: *understands immediately*
11pm back to office → 1am meeting
Home every 10 days... but 16 months pay??
15.6K likes = we’d all sell our soul for that bonus 🙏
@ZanEngineer Wear the mini skirt at 17, 39, 57, 90. If you feel good, that’s the point.
The baffling part isn’t the skirts... it’s us deciding who deserves to wear them
@ZanEngineer 57yo: "I’ve lived, I don’t care" = slay
39yo: "she’s trying too hard" = weird
It’s not the skirt, it’s the internet deciding who’s “allowed” to be hot 💀
@Nintendo Nintendo: "Transcending time, it revives"
Me: *already transcending my bank account for Switch 2 + this game*
2026 can’t come fast enough. Link’s awakening was just the warmup 💀